Word from the Mouth: Praying for Rain! edition
After 2 weeks off we are back to playing football. This season should be interesting with 70 plus teams and the smallest division being D1 with 8 teams. I’m most impressed by the growth of the women's division growing from 3 teams to 11, let's hope this leads to a lot of games being closer.
I know this is late, but when you are away and get back to work it’s always time to get caught up on things or in my case run the entire building with 400 employees for the next 3 weeks and that also includes working Saturday before football. Yes, I’m going to be exhausted, but I’ll manage like I always do (ed’s note: my hero!).
With no games being played last week I can skip my first 2 sections and jump to my predictions.
Predictions
This week is week 1 and I don’t know all the teams, but I know loyalty of the players and that should help with my picks. Now for my picks and like always they are in bold.
D1
Iron Wolves vs Ranceurs
Outlaws vs Honour Game
Unit vs KOLB
Honor Game vs Unit
Iron Wolves vs Outlaws
Pack vs KOLB
D2
Bines vs Witching Hour
Pacemaker vs Double Dippers
Rejects vs Nice TDs
Him U vs Average Joe's
Trench Babies vs RawSauce
RawSauce vs Average Joe's
D3
Ducks vs Tropic Thunder
FAT Players vs Iron Trollers
Drama Club vs Horde
FAT Players vs Horde
D4
Seminoles vs Martin Mystère
Alouettes vs Blue Badgers
Action Squad vs Mustard Tigers
Martin Mystère vs Alouettes
D5
Last Calls vs Action Squad
Jungle Squad vs Top Shooters
Wolverines vs Free Agent 3
Ledgendaries vs Big Booties
Titans vs Last Calls
Top Shooters vs Big Assets
Bandits vs Spartans
Wong Dynasty vs Wolverines
Free Agent 3 vs Knights
Huddles & Cuddles vs Los Politos
FAT Players vs 514
Women's
Faucheuses vs Crazy Bs
Déesses du Drapeau vs Mama Jammas
Unmatched Girls vs Déesses du Drapeau
Rookies vs Tigres
There you have it folks, my picks for week 1. I know they won’t be perfect, but I’m going off the rosters and the players I know. By mid-season I should know most of the teams.
Power Rankings
With so many teams to look over, doing my rankings should take a while, but I’m only doing Top 3 so you either make it or you have to work harder to get up on my list.
D1
1- Outlaws
2- Idaho Udapimp
3- Unit
D2
1- Thunder Buddies
2- Pacemakers
3- Average Joe’s
D3
1- Iron Trollers
2- Horde
3- Phoenix
D4
1- Blue Badgers
2- Martin Mystere
3- Alouettes
D5
1- Last Calls
2- Mtl Cessnas
3- Big Assets
Women's
1- Tigers
2- Deesses du Drapeau
3- Drama Queen
My rankings were based on season expectations and the roster you have. Just because you won some games last season doesn't mean monkey fun towards this season, let me point that out now because I know someone somewhere is already freaking out about not making my top 3 to start the season.
Final Thoughts
I've been debating if I should tell everyone that you better hope for some rain. I know last season we started out with the first 5 weeks of rain, but with the heat wave we had you guys are all screwed if we don’t get any before we play.
I went and checked out the fields and they are dry and rock hard. Because I’m so over prepared for everything I'd be fine for tomorrow, but most of you won’t be. Here is what I would do. Wear short cleats if you have them, but what would work better are turf cleats or a good pair of cross training shoes, not those stupid basketball shoes with no real grip on them. That’s all I’m going to tell you.
Good luck to everyone playing tomorrow and remember it's week 1 and we are playing a game, so have fun and don’t take it too seriously. See you tomorrow.