
Word from the Mouth: In a Cloud of Dust! edition
What a week for the MFL! We played outside like we always have, but this week we had grass to play on. Only that’s not entirely true, if you played at Arthur Therrien then you still played in a cloud of dust.
Only a few little issues this week playing at Darcy McGee. We need to make sure we pick up after ourselves or we could lose the field and have to go back and play at Le Ber in the mud.
If you were there early, and by that I mean like 8:30ish, a bunch of soccer guys showed up and were expecting to play on a field that I had set up already. When I got a call saying they took down 1 of my fields I was livid, when I showed up first thing of course was taking off my shirt and see what was going on and I was ready to drop some people if needed (ed’s note: Kevin’s step 1 is always take off his shirt, no matter what he’s doing). Then I noticed Terry was there and let him handle it while I went back to setting up the field again.
The league is looking into moving games permanently to Darcy McGee from Le Ber for the remainder of the season, but it has not been confirmed yet.
Recap
Division 1
I wasn’t privileged enough to watch any of the D1 games this week, but Terry made his D1 return and had a sack, so you’ll get to hear about the Outlaws games on the Podcast. Who could I forget Willie playing on Iron Wolves and throwing a pick in the game, but yet still pulling off the upset.
Division 2
I wasn’t able to see any D2, but can tell you Marvin getting hurt playing in a different subpar league and not playing this week made a big difference. Tell me Marvin isn’t worth let’s say 65 yards 1 TD, at least 1 pick on defense, plus 2 PDs. He was probably the reason the game turned out like it did.
Division 3
TDs & Beers vs Sooners 45 (18-6)
Drops were the issue for both teams in this game. Not sure if it was 2 or 3 passes Ali dropped and at least 1 would have been a TD. Don’t worry Ali, I got your back and I’ll mention how Sydney also had a few drops, but at least you reached the endzone. Still on the drops, we had Victor who dropped a pick that he could have scored on, but instead it was dropped and a few plays later TDs & Beers scored the first points of the game. Without a doubt the biggest impact in the game came from Khalil with his 4 sacks and only giving up 6 yards rushing on 2 attempts. Even without PO at center and Leo calling the defense, TDs & Beers shut down what most think is a top tier offense.
Horde vs Iron Wolves (37-14)
I’m not saying Simon is a superstar QB who should be paid like the top dogs, but how the donkey is he going 21 of 26 with 6 TDs and no picks? I can tell you and it’s very simple, Horde have better athletes than Iron Wolves and its not even close across the board. From watching this game, I walked away feeling sympathy for Kris with his frustrations of goal line defense. Horde scored 4 TDs of less than 7 yards and on all 4 the ball was thrown to the front goal line and the defender gave up the line then didn’t attack the ball while in the air. St-Jean put up his regular numbers with 7 catches for 97 yards and 2 TDs one of 49 yards which was a 2-yard pass that he took to the house.
Phoenix vs RawSauce (30-38)
I could go two ways on this game and talk about how RawSauce was missing most of their roster and needed Simon to sub and bring them to 6 players or how Phoenix played defense like they were trying to defend a 30-point lead. Ok, now for what really happened. I was stupid and never attacked Simon knowing he was playing his third game in a row and wasn’t really moving around too much, but I know he is very good and knew if I was spot on with my pass it was going to get picked off. I threw 1 pick to Simon Coderre who made a great play jumping getting a hand on the ball and then being able to pull it back in for the pick. I don’t want to porcupine on my team and the defense since on multiple plays the defender was all over the offensive player and in good position. JF had a monster game for Phoenix scoring 4 TDs on 5 catches and totalling 77 yards. RawSauce is better than their 1-3 record just like once Phoenix gets that defense rolling will be better than their 0-2 record up to now.
Division 4
Phoenix vs CIA Fusion (18-12)
Let me start by apologizing to Amanda for taking ownership of Jason, if you want him back let me know what I have to give you to take him back. This game turned out to be really close and being in the game I felt like CIA had the advantage, they moved the ball better than Phoenix did, they were more consistent on defense than Phoenix and the difference in the game was the costly picks. Jason and Kevin both threw 3 picks, the difference was Jason’s picks all happened in the end zone and the picks Kevin threw weren’t. CIA had a good first half, but second half fell apart with 3 of 4 possessions turning into picks and the other was a turnover on downs. This will be a way different game if these teams meet again.
Bear Hood vs Mustard Tigers (45-33)
This was 2 man show for Bear Hood just like last season except this time around its Steve and Antoine doing most of the damage. In this game those 2 combined for 14 of 17 completions from Dave and 250 of 274 yards and all 6 of his TDs. Mustard Tigers might not be the same team they were last season, and they shouldn’t be as they lost their top players from then, but still Mustard Tiger have enough experience to not let this happen. Brian played well except for that effort on the pick 6 he threw where he just stuck out an arm for the sake of it. Tom score 2 TDs and 3 1-point converts, but the play of the game for Mustard Tigers had to be old man John scoring on a 27 yard streak down the sideline where I called the play when he lined up and the defender knew the play and John still ran by him caught the ball and walked in for 6. There were a few plays that Mustard Tigers should have made like a couple of easy catches that would have changed the game. Everyone needs to learn to catch the ball before turning up field, happens way too often and those are the plays that kills drives.
Division 5
Sorry I wasn’t able to catch any games from this division. One day soon, I hope. I need to see what all the excitement coming out of the division is and who I should bet on winning it.
Women
Sorry I wasn’t able to catch any games from this division either.
That is all I have in the way of recaps. If you want more, look for Terry and Willie, unless he got booted by a mop wearing a baseball cap. The worst part is it’s a Cowboys hat. Podcast will be out Wednesday night so keep an eye out for it.
Studs & Duds
Time to see if I felt you did enough to make my Stud list unless your goal was to be the Dud then showing up and playing like a punk might get you on that list.
Studs
Division 1
- Simon Blais 7 TDs passes on 28 of 37 for 323 yards
Division 2
- NA no one that was able to win showed they earned it, so monkey it, everyone needs to try a bit harder
Division 3
- Simon Valiquette 6 TDs and on 5 incomplete passes in game 1 and 11 total TDs on the day.
Division 4
- Othmane Karamat 6 catches 120 yards, 4 TDs and 4 sacks on defense
Division 5
- Kyle Martel had 5 catches for 46 yards, 2 TDs on defense he made 2 tackles and picked off 3 passes
Women
- Haydee Vargas pulled in 6 passes for 64 yards, scored 3 TDs, had 1 2-point convert. Then on defense she made 1 tackle and had 2 picks.
Duds
Division 1
- A-Team as a whole, getting 5 picks on defense and still losing the game.
Division 2
- Will Power is a bum, 2 catches for 9 yards and a PD on defense
Division 3
- David Brisson 5 picks in 1 game 6 total for the 2 games played.
Division 4
- Jason McAleer for his 3 picks all in the endzone in a 1 score game
Division 5
- Titans for their second half collapse
Women
- Paola Olivares threw 5 picks, those numbers need to come down against the stronger teams
There you have it my week 4 winners and let’s not forget about those losers. Or those players who showed up and just stood around trying to look good when we all know they don’t. I mean you all can’t be like Alex and myself standing around with your shirt off all day, get some color and think you look good. Show up, play your ass off, and hope that you did enough that week to make my list. If not try harder next time around.