
Predictions and Power Rankings Week 2
Predictions
Slowly, but surely, I’m getting better at my picks. It would be a lot easier if you guys would just read my article and make what I’m writing come true. Since you won’t do that, I guess I’ll have to keep using my crystal ball and flipping a coin to guess my winners.
Division 1 (2-0 LW, 5-0 overall)
Henchmen vs Gros Coqs
I just feel that Henchmen will take a little time to get used to playing with a third QB in as many weeks. I also have to assume Gros Coqs will have a complete roster this week.
Outlaws vs Red Raiders
They are the better team and they can’t play two bad games in a row, can they? If things don’t start well for Red Raiders they will fall apart and start arguing amongst each other.
Trollers vs Platoon NA
I don’t pick my team’s games
Division 2 (5-1 LW, 8-3 Overall)
OG Panthers vs Centurions
This was an easy choice for me to make, even though it shouldn’t be. Centurions have a top defense and probably the best QB in the division.
Old School vs Les Boys 2.0
I don’t think Les Boys 2.0 are the better team I just feel that if they can play like they did last week they have a chance to win. Old School has more experience and will get it done this week.
Bitter Boys vs Nice TDs
They are faster and will be able to run all over Bitter Boys. Bitter Boys will have a hard time in this game, but can keep it close if they are on their game.
Joey’s Haters vs D#Nasty
They have the more experienced roster but will be missing a few players this week, so I will give D#Nasty their first win of the season.
Petits Phoques vs Deep Threat
Petits Phoques have the better roster and a better QB. This one will be difficult for Deep Threats and JC will need to play his ass off and not make any bone headed mistakes to have any chance. That isn’t going to happen and that’s why Petits Phoques will win.
Honor Game vs Underdogs
This is the game that Honor Game needs to get shit figured out and start rolling again. They shouldn’t even allow Underdogs to be close to them. The only chance that Underdogs has is if it all falls apart for Honor Game and they fight among each other.
Division 3 (4-0 LW, 6-1 Overall)
Panaches vs Ninja Turtles
I’m taking the Turtles in a half shell to walk all over Panaches in this one. The roster is too strong for it to be close and even if Ninja Turtles aren’t taking it seriously and just having fun at any point they can flip the switch and then it’s over.
Panaches vs Raccoons
I like Panaches and they have a good bunch of players. This choice was made because I Think that Amelie is a better QB than Phillipe and that will be the difference in this game.
Iron Wolves vs Sriracha All Star
This is a real bad mismatch. Iron Wolves are better at every position on the field. Josh might be the best player on the field, but he is playing out of position on offense and he can’t cover the entire field on defense.
Sriracha All Stars vs Mustard Tigers
Brian should be back this week and it looks like nicer weather, so I expect this one to get out of hand very fast and really quickly. Mustard Tigers have a solid roster from top to bottom and are hard to beat.
Division 4 (4-0 LW, 5-1 Overall)
Citadins vs Flamboyant Flamingos
I haven’t had the pleasure of seeing Citadins play yet this season, but from everything I’m hearing they are really good. That isn’t the only reason why I picked them, it’s because I have seen Flamboyant Flamingos play and can’t see how they will be able to play man and get it done.
Citadins vs Kill Bills
Citadins have a game before and will work out whatever little problems they have in the first game. When their second game rolls around they will be warmed up and will keep on rolling. Kill Bills has no chance in this one and should use it as practice and try some new things out.
Sofa King Good vs Thunder Buddies
Sam might have figured it out and played really well last week, but this week they are playing a team that knows what they are doing and will give them tons of problems. Terry will need to start playing better if they want to keep winning.
Les Beautes vs Team Maynard
I was going to give to one to Les Beautes, but I couldn’t do it. I went ahead and picked Team Maynard to win since I know Guillaume is a better QB than Brian. I might have picked Beautes to win if Simon was playing QB but he doesn’t want to that’s why they will lose this one.
Out of all the games last week I only got one game wrong I hope to be able to keep it up, but it’s still early and teams will get better as the season goes on.
Power Rankings
I had to think about who should get ranked where and it took me a while but I figured it out and here they are.
Division 1
#1) Outlaws
#2) Holy Trollers
#3) Gros Coqs
Division 2
#1) Les Centurions
#2) Nice TDs
#3) Joey’s Haters
Division 3
#1) Iron Wolves
#2) Mustard Tigers
#3) Ninja Turtles
Division 4
#1) Citadins
#2) Team Maynard
#3) Thunder Buddies
I only added one new team to my rankings this week. I did flip a couple of teams around but as you all know the season is still young and lots of things can change before the season ends. If you and your team want up here you need to prove to me that you deserve to be up here or you can try and bribe me, but I don’t come cheap (ed’s note: this is not true).