
Predictions and Power Rankings Week 5
Predictions
After taking the lead last week I allowed it to go to my head and struggled this week falling back into fourth place. The race is still very close, but we have a problem in that Willie is leading, so this week we need to correct that. Here are this week’s picks and like always they are in bold.
Division 1
Iron Wolves vs Centurions
I think last week they won and were short players and this week more of them show up and they manage winning back-to-back games against the Iron Wolves.
Trollers vs Outlaws
Trollers have always had a hard time stopping Smuda, this week they do, but that leaves Marvin and Svetna having big games.
Outlaws vs Gros Coqs
Willie is there subbing for Outlaws and it makes you wonder who will be missing and for that reason I have to go with Gros Coqs.
Division 2
Jagerbomb vs Marvels
Too many players missing for Jagerbomb and the key player would be QB Simon.
Division 3
Red Cats vs Double Dippers
On paper I feel that Double Dippers are the better team, but Avery has been playing great up to now and getting it done and that continues this week.
Pocket Rockets vs Phoenix NA
I don’t pick my team’s games.
RawSauce vs Iron Wolves
Iron Wolves have struggled this season and without Jon at QB wont stand much of a chance the rest of the way.
Mustard Tigers vs Bines
I think their team will show up this week and get a much needed win.
Division 4
Sooners 45 vs Iron Wolves
Too young, too fast for Iron Wolves at least this time around.
Les Bouchers vs The Villains
They are loaded up and down and not many teams can match up against them and that includes Les Bouchers.
Udaho Idapimp vs Bines Low Fat
They get back to their winning way with David going off with at least 5 TD passes.
Super Friends vs Drama Club
They have more experience and with Simon at QB I know what I’m getting. With Super Friends who will be playing QB is a question id like to know the answer to.
Division 5
Kiss My Pass vs Sour Peeps
Sour Peeps are a good team and with Lesniak being hurt last week who knows if he will play this week.
My Ball Zach Ertz vs Legendaries
They figure out how to stop Luca from running and their defense gets 3 picks, with a pick 6 to seal the game.
Chili Hotdogs vs Improbables
Etienne figured out last week he can run and this week Improbables have a hard time stopping him from doing it again.
Weekend Warriors vs Mimosa Crew (Upset Special)
Mimosa Crew have a great team and on paper they are the better team. Except when you consider Jeremy plays this week and connects with Elijah for 3 TDs.
Titans vs Tropic Thunder
Tropic Thunder are the better team, but Robert has Ben to throw to and no one in D5 can stop him from going for a TD at any point.
Bear Hood vs Los Politos
They will stop Samuel on offense and Simon will stay away from him on defense.
There you have it this week’s picks. I’ll need some help so that Willie doesn’t build a bigger lead since we just bet a pizza that he won’t win it all and if I beat him, he doesn’t get pizza for 2 weeks. Now help me out so Willie doesn’t get fat like me. Thanks and good luck.
Power Rankings
After another wild week of games this week’s rankings are going to look a little different.
Division 1
1- Gros Coqs
2- Trollers
3- Outlaws
Division 2
1- Thunder Buddies
2- Nice TDs
3- Idaho Udapimp
Division 3
1- Average Joes
2- Red Cats
3- RawSauce
Division 4
1- Villains
2- Bines
3- Sooners 45
Division 5
1- Sour Peeps
2- Bear Hood
3- Mimosa Crew
After last week this is how the ranking are heading into week 6. Are they going to stay this way? Probably not, but you’ll have to come back next week and find out.
Final Thoughts
I had a big thing written on what’s acceptable at the park and what’s not, but then I saw something on Instagram and felt it was better to remind everyone that better days are ahead of us. Here is a reminder of what we have to look forward to. There are only:
- 74 more days until College football starts.
- 86 until NFL season (not preseason) because no one care about that.
- 120 days until meaningful baseball playoffs.
- 127 days until all you bucket heads get the NBA back.
- 149 days until College Basketball is back, but all anyone cares about is the tournament.
I know that we can all tune in to watch the CFL which just started last week, but its not the same. I personally don’t mind watching the CFL, I just hate games where it’s 2 plays and punt and each team has 8 possessions in the first quarter for a total of 50 yards. When teams are moving the ball up and down the field the CFL game is way faster and more entertaining to watch. Yes, there are bigger plays in the NFL, but the game is played at a much slower pace.
We all know Florida is a messed-up place, but you have to feel a bit bad for them losing 2 titles in 2 nights. The Heat lost to the Nuggets which I told you would happen in the NBA and the the Panthers lost to the Golden Knights in the NHL. I did gain some respect for one player when he came out and said he doesn’t care about the HOF and that winning is all that matter. That’s not exactly what Jimmy Butler said, but it was along those lines.
Weekly reminder time, we are playing a game, so go out, have fun, and try not to kill anyone.