Word from the Mouth: No Drinking, No Drugs! edition

Word from the Mouth: No Drinking, No Drugs! edition

Kevin Kousaie

Three weeks of the season for Montreal and week one in Brossard are in the books and up to now there have been no issues.

For the first time ever, the MFL will be playing at D’Arcy McGee, and the field is a few minutes drive from Arthur Therrien. I know we're all used to being loud and screaming and yelling and all of that other hoopla, that goes along with playing football, but at this new park we're playing at we will have to respect the area. People live around the park, so that means no yelling, no screaming, no swearing, no smoking, no drinking, no drugs. So all the good stuff can't be done over here. And we'll have to be on our best behavior or else we can lose the park.

I will be heading over there later today to check it out and make sure it will meet our need fully 3 fields preferably 4 if we can.

I can tell you Willy's not going to be happy, he won't be at Le Ber and won’t be able to get his pizza anymore. Some good news, there is a Dairy Queen only a few minutes walk away from the park. No pizza for Willie, but he can have ice cream. I mean what would you rather have in between games, ice cream or pizza?

 

Recap 

 

Division 1

No games were played this week.

 

Division 2

 

Respect vs Pocket Rockets (45-15)

This game was a complete shellacking. Respect got off to a quick start and never look back. Steve had another good day going 22 of 29 for 247 yards and 6 TDs. The story of the game has to be Simon. We all knew Simon could throw the ball, but did anyone really expect to see him go off like he did this week, 6 catches for 139 yards and 3 TDs (20,45,35). Oh, I forgot to mention he also had a pick 6 as well. The biggest issue for Pocket Rockets was the late throws from PO. He had guys open, but he just looked hesitant and not trusting his arm and throwing the ball. The score looks very lopsided and, yes, this game wasn't close, but if you take away the 2 pick 6s that happened and if Pocket Rockets scored on those drives it would have been a game that was decided by converts. I don't think Respect is 30 points better than Pocket Rockets and I expect a much closer game next time they play. 

 

Knights vs KOLB (34-25)

I actually don't remember much about this game. But yeah, Marvin had a big game going off for 101 yards and 2 TDs and Jeremy had 59 yards and a TD. Mike Jaz pulled in seven catches for 31 yards 1 TD and 1 2-point convert on the day, should have been more, except for the few drops that he had. On the KOLB side they were missing a few players and the players they did have this week didn't help Jon out as there were too many drops. I know everyone looks at stats and if the team wins or not, but next time you're at the field and can catch a bit of a KOLB game, you can tell that Jon might be the most talented QBs in the league as he makes every throw look simple and I’m not talking 10-15 yards down field, I'm talking 35 yards rolling left, throwing right, off his back foot on the money every time.

 

Division 3

 

RawSauce vs Bines (19-30)

This is a game that should have been, but the other way around (ed’s note: wat?). Bines was short a quarterback, RawSauce had their team and other than Ludovic being a bit banged up should have been on easy street. Instead, Mathieu decided the 12 for 34, 150 yards and 5 TDs to 1 pick was enough to secure the win. That wasn't the entire story as Mark and his 3 picks was the reason why they won. How does Ludovic not use Yvan on offense at all? The man is their best player and he had no offensive stats. 

 

Division 4

 

Phoenix vs Bouchers (30-22)

Phoenix did enough to keep the victory, but it was closer than it should have been. Felix and Thibault both had good games for Bouchers combining for 20 catches 10 each, 157 yards and 1 TD along with 1 1-point convert. On the Phoenix side Vince had another 2 picks bringing his total to 5 on the season. The combination of Kenny and Gab as rushers this season has been huge and allowed them to stay fresh, each ending the game with 1 sack each. Bouchers biggest struggle in the game was stopping the run. I ran 13 times for 60 yards. I know those aren't considerable numbers, but it's what opened up because of the run, easy throws and to wide open players. Late in the game Bouchers were driving and needed to score and get a 2-point convert, they moved the ball all the way to the 10-yard line before running out of time. 

 

Division 5

 

Slicks vs Slot Machines (19-34)

How does this happen? Going in Slicks were going to get an easy win with Guillaume at QB for them and then Scott taking care of the defense, well Giovanni had other plans. Giovanni threw 3 TDs to 0 picks and was able to spread the ball and keep the defense guessing. The game started with Slot Machines getting the ball and them driving the field and ending with Hugo scoring. On his first pass of the game Guillaume was picked off by Eric who scored to make it 12-0 game and after the successful 2-point convert it was 14-0 Slot Machines. Halfway through the first half Slot Machines had a 20-point lead and at this point it was too much for Slicks to comeback from. The score was 34-13 Slot Machines at half. In the second half Slicks started to get their defense in order and needed the offense to make some plays. They didn’t and even with the shutout in the second half Slicks couldn’t make it a closer game, the offense let them down in this one.

 

Women’s

 

I missed all these games this week. Eventually Ill get to see a Women’s game so I can talk about it.

 

Studs & Duds

 

It’s that time of the week where you get to see if the stat line you put up was enough to make it onto my list. I can tell you that this week I had to make a couple of hard picks, but I figured it out. Now to this week winners and let’s not forget those players that choked.

 

Studs

Division 1

- No Games played this week.

 

Division 2

- Simon Duchesne 6 catches 139 yards, 3 TDs, 2 tackles and a pick he returned for a TD.

 

Division 3

- Mark Bellini 3 picks on defense to go with his 2 catches and 35 yards  and a TD on offense.

 

Division 4

- Gabriel Mercier threw 6 TDs on 9 completions and made 3 picks on defense.

 

Division 5

- Joshua Piscopo 4 catches 55 yards, 2 TDs, 1 tackle and 1 pick on the defensive side of the ball.

 

Women

- Emma Sinclair only made 1 catch for 7 yards but she made tackles, 2 picks and returned 1 for a TD on defense.

 

Duds

 

Division 1

- No Games played this week.

 

Division 2

- Simon Dumas no offensive stats and only 2 tackles on defense.

 

Division 3

- Yvan Desjardins best player on the field only made 1 tackle on defense all game long.

 

Division 4

- Brian Mustard for throwing Jon a pick and allowing him to return it for a TD. (ed’s note: game winning TD!)

 

Division 5

- Goldrick Noël threw 3 picks, same number of receivers that caught a pass from him in this game.

 

Women

- Marie Lewis you’re better than 1 catch for 7 yards on offense.

 

There you have it, my Studs & Duds for week 3. Just remember that if you didn’t see your name this week that you still have plenty of time to get your name up here you just have to keep balling out and eventually, you’ll get noticed. 

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 2

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 2

Kevin Kousaie

Predictions

 

It time for me to pull out my crystal ball and tell you who is winning this week. Going into week 3, I hold a 3-game lead over the coin. The season total is 26-22 for me and 23-25 for the coin. In the survivor pool everyone is still holding on to their 10 points. Now to my picks for this week and like always my picks are in bold.

 

Division 1

 

No Games this week

 

Division 2

 

Respect vs Pocket Rockets Coin Respect

- Dilan will have a few play calls on defense that will baffle PO and lead to multiple bad throws.

 

Knights vs KOLB Coin KOLB

- Too many weapons.

 

Division 3

RawSauce vs Bines Coin Bines

 

- They figure it out this week.

 

Red Cats vs Sooners 45 Coin Red Cats

- I’m not sure Red Cats will have the ability to stop Diego from running and getting extra time which is when big plays happen.

 

Tigres vs Super Friends Coin Super Friends

- They are too quick with the ball in their hands and Super Friends won’t be able to keep up.

 

Division 4

Hawks vs Mustard Tigers Coin Mustard Tigers

- Experience

 

Bandits vs Sour Peeps Coin Bandits

- Chemistry

 

Bouchers vs Phoenix NA

I don’t pick my team’s game and neither does the coin (ed’s note: so which team does the coin play for?).

 

28-3 vs 100 Genies Coin 28-3

- Their defense

 

Warriors vs Legendaries Coin Warriors

- Good looks and knowledge of the game.

 

Bear Hood vs Mimosa Crew Coin Mimosa Crew

- They had Dogs all over the field.

Villains vs CIA Fusion Coin CIA Fusion

- Better QB

 

Free Agent D4 vs Chiefs Coin Chiefs

- Experience

 

Division 5

Secret Agents vs Nothing but D Coin Secret Agents

- Family connection

 

Slicks vs Slot Machines Coin Slicks

- They have great jerseys and have been playing together for a while now.

 

Jungle Squad vs 8 Ballers Coin 8 Ballers

- Saw them play last week and it is slowly turning around for this team.

 

Sniffers vs 514 Coin 514

- Lesniak

 

Women

 

Drama Queen vs Crazy B’s Coin Crazy B’s

- More experience

 

Snarf, was Jon ever right about there being so many games to pick from and I hate saying that. We are only 2 weeks in, and it seems like making picks never end. Last week my D4 were really bad so if players in D4 can help out drop a few passes, miss a tackle or twelve that would really help me out. Thanks, and good luck to everyone playing this week.

 

Power Rankings

We have all made it to this point in my article where you get to see where I have your team ranked, if at all. The rankings aren’t perfect, but it’s only week 3, so give me some time to learn more about each team so I can have it down to a science.

 

Division 1

#1- A-Team

#2- Outlaws

#3- Busch Boys

 

Division 2

#1- Respect

#2- Pocket Rockets

#3- Knights

 

Division 3

#1- Double Dippers

#2- Red Cats

#3- Bines

 

Division 4

 

Babalis

#1- Sour Peeps

#2- Improbables

#3- Bandits

 

Power

#1- Mimosa Crew

#2- Legendaries

#3- Mustard Tigers

 

Division 5

#1- Nothing But D

#2- Titans

#3- Big Booties

 

Women

#1- Tigres

#2- Déesses du Drapeau

#3- Drama Queen

 

There you have it my rankings after 2 weeks of play. You want to see your team up here then win some games and show me that your team needs to be on my list.

 

Final Thoughts

 

Just a reminder this week that we are playing at Arthur Therrien and if you have been there before you know that parking sucks, so get there early and give yourself time, because games will be starting on time since we are all at 1 location this week. We all need to remember that we are renting these fields from the city who can revoke our permits for doing stupid Lion-O stuff at the field, like smoking inside the fenced area, not picking up garbage, or going to the washroom outside. Let’s treat the field as if it were our own backyard, this way we can continue playing at these locations.

I mean we could move everything to Brossard and see how everyone likes that.

Speaking of Brossard, this is week 1 out there and it should be exciting, but it makes for an exceptionally long weekend for me. At least Monday is a holiday.

Before I let you all go, remember that we are playing a game for fun, so go out there, have some fun, and stop yelling at the refs unless you want flags thrown left, right, and center. 

Word from the Mouth: A Family Affair! edition

Word from the Mouth: A Family Affair! edition

Kevin Kousaie

What a long day Saturday was with 7 time slots of games and most went off with out any issues.

This past week everyone did better with all the garbage, excellent job on that. We did come across another problem and that is players, fans, and let’s say animals in between the fields which made it a mess and didn’t allow the refs and scorekeepers their own space. Moving forward there is to be no one except the refs and scorekeepers in these areas and everyone else needs to be on the other side.

Also, if you want to warm up, do it away from the fields because if your ball ends up on a field your team will start with a penalty.

 

Recap

 

Division 1

 

Master Chiefs vs Busch Boys (42-47)

If you like offense, then this was a game to watch. There was only 1 stop for the defenses, it came when Vinny was driving the field and the pick was by Manu. This game was close and came down to the end with Simon getting the game winner when he hit Nicolas from 5 yards out as time expired. From seeing this game, I can tell you plays were left out on the field from Master Chiefs that would have saved them time during the game which would have left time on the clock at the end.

 

Division 2

 

Pockets Rockets vs Knights (24-21)

Both QBs struggled in this game to rack up completions and both had 18 on the day. I want to know how a team throws 3 picks to 0 and they still win the game. The 3 picks PO threw all went to Jason who was exhausted by the final whistle blow. PO might have found a new favorite target in Devin (7 catches, 75 yards & 3 TDs), now wait until they have chemistry together and those throws are on time and not late. Players screwed the Knights by not showing up this week and forcing them to get a sub last minute. With all the players they were missing, to be on the 8-yard line with 1 play left was remarkable. On the last play Mike looked left then right, threw the ball, but it was out of the hands of the receiver and the game was over just like that.

 

Division 3

 

Bines vs TDs & Beers (19-18)

I’m not going to lie; this game completely blew my mind. All game it felt as if TDs & Beers were in control moving the ball up and down like there was no defense and would they be up by a bunch of points. When I announced the score and time with 3:45 left in the game it hit me along and a few TDs & Beers players that it was this close. After tying it up at 18 both teams had 1 final possession before the game ended. Alexi was only able to gain 1 first down before punting and JF threw a pick after getting the ball past midfield. The game went to OT where Bines won the toss and elected to start on defense. TDs & Beers weren’t able to get their convert in OT. When Bines had their shot with the ball, JF had Thomas run a double move and he got open and scored the winner in OT.

 

Phoenix vs Sooners 45 (34-42)

This game turned out closer than expected considering how Sooners had a 20-point lead at half. On the opening drive on a fourth down Diego was able to buy extra time with what looked like a hand guard (ed’s note: does it taste like salt to anyone else?) to find Sydney for his first of two TDs in the game. Phoenix answered that quickly with a 31-yard TD to JF just out of the reach of the defender. Sooners were able to get 2 turnovers on back-to-back possessions, one on downs and one a beautiful pick by Diego. On the last play of the game, Sooners threw it up from 20 yards out and the defense was in great position, but instead of knocking the ball down or hitting it out of bounds, it ended up in the air and landed in the waiting hands of Sydney for his second TD. Second half rolled around and Phoenix was in a big hole. After slowly chipping away at it play by play, there was 2:23 left in the game and they were down 8 points. It was time for the defense to step up once again for Phoenix and get a stop without giving up a first down. Two plays later Sooners had a first down and that’s how it ended.

 

Division 4

 

Phoenix vs MTL Cessnas (26-6)

This ended up being a family affair, with Mario had his son Milan and Nick was there with me (ed’s note: Nick vehemently denies the allegations of being related to Kevin). There are two things that really sucked about this game. First, it was too early in the season so I couldn’t arrange to make a bet with Mario, and the second thing would be no JS at QB with Luis filling in and it was his first time throwing. I have to give it to Luis, he was able to make a few plays here and there and he didn’t throw any picks which is great for a newbie. Mario was the number 1 target for Luis with 6 catches and their only TD on the last play of the game. As for Phoenix, Brian scored twice, but could have been 3 or 4, but he said he had been eating popcorn on the sideline between plays (ed’s note: does anyone else just occasionally feel like they get a little peek into the madness of Kevin’s mind when he says stuff like this?). This was a fun game to play and its always nice to play against Mario when he is in a good mood.

 

Division 5

 

I didn’t have any games in D5 this week, but hope to get to it in the next few weeks.

 

Women

 

Just like D5 I didn’t have any in the Women’s division this week, but will in the next few weeks.

 

Studs & Duds

 

The season is still early and we haven’t even seen guys in top shape yet, but we have had multiple players scoring 3 and 4 TDs in a week. In the past most of my picks have been pretty simple, but theses first 2 weeks its been tough.

 

Studs

 

Division 1

- Andrew Grant made 7 catches for 141 yards, 2 TDs and made 4 tackles along with 2 picks on defense.

 

Division 2

- Alexandre Vallières 8 catches, 121 yards, 2 TDs 1 2-point convert and 6 tackles 1 pick on defense.

 

Division 3

- Diego Castro Arellano 21 of 26 for 228yards 5 TDs, 3 2-point converts in the air, then 21 yards on 9 runs and 1 TD. and on defense had 5 tackles along with a pick.

 

Division 4

- Anthony Vendrame 3 TDs and 3 picks the rest doesn’t matter.

 

Division 5

- Marcel Jovani 6 catches for 118 yards and 2 TDs, plus 2 tackles and 2 picks on defense.

 

Women

- Roxanne Roy 13 of 21 for 171 yards, 5 TDs, 2 1-point converts. She also ran 2 times for 8 yards made 1 tackle and had 1 pick on defense which she returned for a TD.

 

Duds

 

Division 1

- Josh Levine 3 catches 18 yards. Got to get in that huddle and demand the ball from Jon.

 

Division 2

- Leonidas Aubert 1 catch on offense when you were that guy last season making every play.

 

Division 3

- Oliver Quinn 6 picks and only 8 completions.

 

Division 4

- Brian Mustard for his 3 picks and not dominating like he should be.

 

Division 5

- Antonio Polito threw 5 picks.

 

Women

- Kayla Gauthier 2 catches 7 yards I expected more from you on offense.

 

There you have it my picks for week 2. You don’t need to stress if you haven’t made it up here, yet you still have 9 weeks left.

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 1

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 1

Kevin Kousaie

Predictions

 

After talking it over with the rest of the media team we have decided to do a survivor pick where we all get 10 points, and each wrong pick loses a point, winner has the most points at end of season.

When it comes to the real challenge of me vs the coin, the leader is me after week (ed’s note: you’re beating an inanimate object!). I sit with a 2-game lead at the moment, but its still very early. Records are 13-10 for me and 11-12 for the coin.

Now for this week picks and like always my picks are in bold. I have also decided not to allow coin (ed’s note: the fact that you just call it “coin” and not “the coin” indicates that you’re starting to see it as a sentient thing and you’ve named it. Worrying…) to pick my team’s games so we can have the same number of games played and won’t need to do percentages.

 

Division 1

 

Master Chiefs vs Busch Boys  Coin  Busch Boys  

- Ashton and Jeremy

 

A-Team vs Iron Wolves  Coin Iron Wolves  

- Not sure Jon can still throw in D1

 

Division 2

 

Pocket Rockets vs Knights Coin Knights

- Marvin and or Jeremy will be heavily involved in this game to avoid 0-2 start

 

Respect vs KOLB  Coin Respect

- Steve played them enough to know where the holes will be to attack them

 

Division 3

 

Bines vs TD & Beers Coin TD & Beers

- Chemistry

 

Red Cats vs RawSauce Coin Red Cats

- Ludovic looked hurt last week and if that’s the case this Red Cats defense is going to feast

 

Phoenix vs Sooners 45 NA

- Don’t pick my team’s games

 

Double Dippers vs Tigres Coin Double Dippers

- Double Dippers are missing Manu who would set them up properly on defense and not sure who will be making the adjustments for them

 

Super Friends vs Iron Wolves Coin Super Friends

- Kris Hope being the best player on field will be looking to make up for last week’s blunder

 

Division 4

 

Bouchers vs Improbables Coin Improbables

- Stronger QB

 

Phoenix vs MTL Cessnas NA

- Don’t pick my teams games

 

Action Squad vs Hawks Coin Action Squad

- Stronger overall roster

 

Bandits vs Systèmes Urbains Coin Bandits

- They can score

 

Warriors vs Bear Hood Coin Bear Hood

- More experience

 

Mustard Tigers vs Free Agent Coin Free Agent

- Better QB, Stronger roster

 

Tropic Thunder vs Drama Club Coin Drama Club

- Defense steps up and flusters Simon at QB

 

28-3 vs Villains Coin Villains

- Defense

 

Sour Peeps vs Bouchers Coin Bouchers

- Lambert takes the deep ball away

 

Chiefs vs Mimosa Crew Coin Chiefs

- Experience

 

Division 5

 

Jungle Squad vs Nothing but D Coin Nothing but D

- Family connection

 

514 vs Soonies 45 Coin Soonies 45

- Best player on field

 

Sniffers vs Slot Machines Coin Slot Machines

- Just a gut feeling they keep rolling

 

Titans vs Binettes Coin Binettes

- More speed

 

Secret Agents vs Big Booties Coin Secret Agents

- Max playing the big dog in D5

 

Slicks vs 8Ballers Coin Slicks

- More experience

 

Women

 

Tigres vs Mockingjays Coin Mockingjays

- Stronger players who are very well organized

 

Crazy B’s vs Drama Queens Coin Crazy B’s

-  More experience

 

Those are my picks for week 2. I now see why Jon was against making every pick, there are so many games to pick from it takes so banana splitting long. I will continue to do them all season since I started to and don’t want to leave anyone left out. (ed’s note: classic sunken cost fallacy trap, right there)

 

Power Rankings

With 1 week down, last week’s rankings are definitely changing, just not sure how much I should mix them up.

 

Division 1

#1- A-Team

#2- Outlaws

#3- Master Chiefs

 

Division 2

#1- Respect

#2- Pocket Rockets

#3- Knights

 

Division 3

#1- Double Dippers

#2- TDs & Beers

#3- Tigers

 

Division 4

 

Babalis

#1- Sour Peeps

#2- 100 Génies

#3- Systèmes Urbains

 

Power

#1- Mustard Tigers

#2- Mimosa Crew

#3- Tropic Thunder

 

Division 5

#1- Nothing But D

#2- Soonies45

#3- Big Booties

 

Women

#1- Tigers

#2- Déesses du Drapeau

#3- Drama Queen

 

With only 1 week being down my rankings are still very far from perfect and after a few more games being played my rankings will be more precise. If you want to see your team up here, win games and hope for a few losses from other teams.

 

Final Thoughts

 

What do I say before letting you all go for the week. If you were there last week, you know Le Ber is black forest caked, but Arthur Therrien looks good, except one spot where it is collecting water. We aren’t allowed to play there until next week, so that is a problem for next week.

Nothing new and exciting happened this week, except NFL players are stupid 7-layer cake morons. The Chiefs are going to have their top target suspended for the year because of too much free time on his hands.

Last week the Cops popped by and almost gave me a ticket for parking, but I unbuttoned my shirt a bit and talked my way out of it.  

Before you go, remember we are all out there to play a game and have fun, so go out, don’t take it too seriously, have fun, and get some exercise. Thanks for reading and see you Saturday. 

Word from the Mouth: I Protest Dud of the Week! edition

Word from the Mouth: I Protest Dud of the Week! edition

Kevin Kousaie

Week 1 is now in the books and the field will be trashed the rest of the year, especially the baseball field (ed’s note: luckily we’re not playing on it too much this year!).

One thing I did learn on Saturday is that 5:30 am really does exist once you’re old and no longer going club hopping on Friday night, if that is even a thing anymore.

This week we avoided the rain on Saturday, but not all week long leading up to the weekend. On Sunday I went to check out another field that looks nice, but there are going to be a few rules that we will need to follow. For starters we will need to pick up after ourselves, so no garbage is left behind. Then we have the 2 rules that are going to be the most difficult for come players to follow: no smoking of any kind and we can’t be screaming and being loud. There are still so many weeks to go, and we are still figuring out which fields to use which weeks. We are lucky enough to have access to Le Ber since most public parks don’t open for another 2 weeks. Even with the fields not being great, we only had a few minor injuries, a few stitches required, but that was it. No one blew out a knee or broke any bones, so all and all it was a good week.

 

Recap

 

Division 1

 

Busch Boys vs Outlaws (38-40)

This game looked like it could be over by half with Outlaws running away with it 34-14 except Simon was able to take the 2 plus minute he had left and slowly drive the length to score and make it 34-20 with Outlaws starting with the ball in the second half. Everyone always loves seeing the rusher get a pick 6 and Manu got one to start the second half. Outlaws got inside the redzone, and Steve avoided Manu and threw the ball and one of the short defenders hit the ball and it popped up in the air where Manu was able to track the location and once he had the ball, no way Steve was going to catch him. The rest of the second half both teams traded TDs and turnovers. With under 3 minutes left, Simon threw his fifth TD of the game and third to Manu to make it a 2-point game. On the 2-point convert attempt the defense tightened up and knocked the ball away. Now with little time left all Steve needed to do was gain a few first downs and it was over.

 

A-Team vs Master Chiefs (43-42) OT

This was a game everyone wanted to see, and no one should want to ref, and I can tell you it did not disappoint. With all this fire power on both sides of the ball, the player that was most surprising in this game was Mike with his 8 catches for 48 yards and 1 TD. Ya, most of his catches were simple, but he did make 2 really nice tough catches, one low and the other in traffic. A-Team had issues trying to stop both Ashton and Jeremy who combined for 18 catches, 189 yards, and 5 TDs. The one piece that Master Chiefs look like they are missing is a rusher. Dave did a wonderful job of spreading the ball and finding the open man. Andrew was his top target this week getting 5 catches for 87 yards and 2 TDs. I really would have thought that Dilan would have been more involved offensively, but only had 1 catch for 8 yards. On defense Hinsley got 3 sacks and you could tell that those sacks were coverage sacks as Vinny didn’t want to let it rip.  Master Chiefs were able to move down the field and on the last play Vinny connected with Ashton for his fourth TD of the game. Convert was no good, so we went to OT where A-Team won the toss and elected to play defense. Master Chiefs would get first crack in OT, and another shot at finally getting a convert. This attempt was no good and gave A-Team a chance to win it. With the game on the line Dave looked one way looked back the other to find Dilan for the win.

 

Division 2

 

Pocket Rockets vs KOLB (40-12)

This was not KOLB’s game. Jon was not his normal self, throwing 4 picks and 2 TDs both to Max on deep routes from the center position. On the Pocket Rockets side, Khalil killed it at rush with 4 sacks and constant pressure leading to 4 picks, 2 by Ali and 1 each for Leo and Alexis. Alexis killed it on offense scoring 3 TDs on 8 catches for 62 yards. I can’t wait to see this rematch in a few weeks because I expect to see a much closer game.

 

Division 3

 

TDs and Beers vs RawSauce (25-16)

Right from throw number 1 you could tell Ludovic was not himself. He had no arm strength and his accuracy was off. He was missing guys who were wide open and yet somehow this was still a close game. Ali should change his name to pick magnet as he had another 2 picks in this game, and I say that because he had 2 in his D2 game as well. There were no bright spots for RawSauce, you have a 45-yard TD from Thomas and Gabriel made a play or two on defense, but the game was controlled by TDs and Beers. Alexis Controlled the tempo of the game ran when he needed to and even allowed PO to throw a pass that was a TD. With 2 minutes left Alexis threw his third TD of the game, this time to Jamie from 4 yards out to give them an 8-point lead. On the convert Alexis went right back to Jamie to give them a 9-point lead. With under 1 minute Ali closed it off with his second pick of the game.

 

Iron Wolves vs Tigers (0-25) Forfeit

First forfeit of the year and its because of a stupid play. Iron Wolves are going to struggle most of the year as they still have some learning to go through and figuring out their defense. Iron Wolves offense looked good, and I did learn a few things from them and how you want to attack Tigers. The starting QB for Tigers, Hector, struggled throwing 3 picks in the game, but when they switched over to Nestor is when they started to roll. Nestor was making players miss all over the place as he ran for 106 yards on 6 carries and scoring 1 TD as well as throwing for 119 yards and 3 TDs. Tigers are fast and very illusive, so you need to converge on them and not allow them space with the ball. Kris Hope killed it scoring 4 TDs on the same route. Carlos was the only player chasing guys down for Iron Wolves and if not for his hustle the score might have been a bit different, and Tigers might not have needed the forfeit to secure the win.

 

Division 4

 

Mustard Tigers vs Action Squad (33-20)

One would have expected Action Squad to lose convincingly to a team as good as Mustard Tigers, but instead we got an interesting match to watch. In the first half Brian was brilliant, only missing two passes total. Action Squad managed to hold on, but they were unlucky with two interceptions, one where Justin fell down while running his route and another where the ball bounced off of Sandrine. It was still 19-13 with less than a minute left in the first half, but that was enough time for the Mustard Tigers to score a touchdown before halftime. In the second half, the Action Squad defense stepped up getting the stop twice, but the offense couldn't get the job done, only scoring one touchdown. Add the fact that Mustard Tigers had possession for almost 18 of the 22 minutes of the half and you have a splendid example of how you win a football game by using your experience.

 

Phoenix vs Sour Peeps (6-24)

I’m just going to say this right off the bat, I sucked watermelon popsicles all game long. I missed short throws, deep throws, and when I went to the middle, Lambert and the rest of the defense was all over it. The only point Phoenix scored was on the last play of the half that got extended by 1 play because of roughing the passer. Kenny scored from 15 yards out off other player’s hands. Jocelyne didn’t play great because he kept trying to go deep against Vince who picked him off 3 times. When avoiding Vince, Jocelyne was able to use the short field to his advantage and scored 3 TDs. Oliver had a great game racking up 4 sacks and only giving up minimal yards on runs.

 

Division 5

 

I didn’t have any games in D5 this week but hope to get to it in the next few weeks.

 

Women

 

Just like D5 I didn’t have any in the Women’s division this week, but will in the next few weeks.

 

Studs & Duds

 

Yes, its that time of the week again where I pick my top players from each division, along with one player who disappointed. So that we are all clear on who is eligible for each nomination. In order to be The Stud of the week you can only win for the highest division you play in unless you play a different position. As for Dud of the week, just because you play in a higher division doesn’t mean you can’t get Dud for a lower division. Now for my winners and losers for week 1.

 

Stud

 

Division 1

- Manuel Allard-Roy Scored 3 TDs, had 2 sacks and a pick 6.

 

Division 2

-  Khalil Agrébi 4 sacks and was the reason their defense was so good in this game.

 

Division 3

- Nestor Chávez II 119 yards passing and 3 TDs, 106 yards running and 1 TD along with 1 tackle on defense.

 

Division 4

- Nikhil Sharma 1 catch 1 TD 25 yards on offense and made 4 tackles and 3 picks on defense.

 

Division 5

- Marcel Jovani 3 TDs and 3 Picks.

 

Women

- Élisabeth Pelland 4 picks on defense plus 2 catches for 19 yards 1 TD and 1 1-point convert.

 

Duds

 

Division 1

- Benjamin Faubert 1 catch 14 yards significant difference playing D1 than D5.

 

Division 2

- Jonathan Plourde threw 4 picks.

 

Division 3

- Kris Hope for throwing that pass late in the game resulting in the game being a forfeit when it was supposed to get thrown back to Jon.

 

Division 4

- Jon for letting his Hawks team keep scoring when the game was well in hand and then voting his QB POW. (ed’s note: I was barely involved in this game, am not the captain of the team, and did not pick the Player of the Week. Though reading this, Kevin may think I’ve had my QB taken as a prisoner of war. I’m never really sure with Kevin)

 

Division 5

- Captain for Soonies for both being in a roster violation and breaking cap, in my opinion.

 

Women

- Marie-Philippe Cardinal. 4 picks thrown, but other than those picks MP didn’t play poorly.

 

There you have your Studs & Duds for week 1. I know you all might figure your name should be up here, but I get to pick, so this is who I have as my picks. Its only week 1, so you still have plenty of time if you expect to see your name up here, you’ll just have to pick up your game.

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Montreal Flag Football League