
Predictions and Power Rankings Final "Preseason" Edition
Predictions
Last week was another sample size of games with only 5 being played. I had a tough week with my picks, but I was basing it on full teams being there and certain people playing QB. It looks as if I might need to reach out to a few captains and get their line ups before I make my picks. Here is a recap of last week’s picks along with everyone’s overall standings after 2 weeks.
Jon 5-0 W (6-2 Overall)
Will 4-0 W (5-1 Overall)
Terry 2-1 W (3-1 Overall)
Kevin 2-2 W (4-2 Overall)
With my picks this week and moving forward I will only be giving one line as to why I picked that team. With 24 games almost every week doing a few lines would take me forever and it would also be super long for you the reader. Now here are this week’s picks and remember my picks are in bold.
Division 1
Centurions vs Henchmen
They have a much stronger roster and loads more experience playing top tier teams.
Moretti Crime Family vs Ninja Turtles
Moretti Crime Family have the better QB with more experience plus they have a great roster.
Ninja Turtle vs Bitter Boys
The Pilon brothers and Tam.
Outlaws vs Trollers NA
I don’t pick my teams games.
Division 2
Lean Mean Machines vs D#Nasty
They are the better team and have played together for years now.
Les Petit Phoques vs OG Panthers
Charles makes a big leap this off season and finally figures out how to use all the weapons he has.
Joey’s Haters vs Honor Game
This is pretty close to a division 1 roster with a top QB under center.
Division 3
Mustard Tigers vs Iron Wolves
I know the roster they will show up with and Iron Wolves is a toss-up as to who will be playing for them.
Old School vs Team Jason
I know what I’m getting in Old School.
ADED vs Les Tannantes
This team was fantastic last season and they can’t lose to a bunch of newbies.
Deep Threats vs ADED
Svetna will be impossible to stop.
Big Boys vs Free Agent #3
Leon will be QB and he has a few guys that know what they are doing.
Division 4
Les Bouchers vs Les Panaches
I happened to see them practicing on Sunday and the QB looks good and they seem to be well prepared.
Raw Sauce vs Les Last Calls
From what I remember of them last season they weren’t bad.
Les Beautes vs Airborne
They just seem like the better team with the more consistent QB.
Thunder Buddies vs Cereal Killers
I’m going Thunder Buddies since I know them but they will have to play better than last week.
Les Beautes vs Washington Foreskins
They play really good defense and it helps that this will be Les Beautes second game.
Les Improbables vs Titans
There is no one on Improbables that will be able to keep up with Benjamin McMahon and he will run wild on them.
Free Agent Team 4 vs Sneaky Snakes
Far too much talent on this team to lose to players I have never seen before.
Division 5
Phoenix vs Avengers NA
I won’t pick my teams games.
Flamboyant Flamingos vs Gold Rush
I think with Travis as QB there is no reason why they should lose.
Team Levy vs Flamboyant Flamingos
I hate to do it, but Raph has loads of experience and will find a way to pass it along and help his team win.
Team Levy vs Les Pollitos
Both teams have very little experience in this game which makes it tough to pick, but Team Levy has the better QB.
That’s it for this week’s picks. I either picked your team or I didn’t. Now you have to go out and prove that my poor picks last week were a fluke and I was right all along.
Power Rankings
We had 5 games played last week and from those game I had to make some moves. I still haven’t seen all the teams play, so don’t get upset if your team hasn’t made it up here yet, the season is just getting underway. There are still 10 weeks for you to prove that you and your team are actual contenders.
Division 1
#1- Outlaws
#2- Zach Zwirn Team
#3- Henchmen
Division 2
#1- Outlaws
#2- Joey’s Haters
#3- Honor Game
Division 3
#1- Les Tannantes
#2- Mustard Tigers
#3- Nice TDs
Division 4
#1- Sneaky Snakes
#2- Thunder Buddies
#3- Washington Foreskins
Division 5
#1- Gold Rush
#2- Phoenix
#3- The Flamboyant Flamingos
If you have been following along you will notice that I tweaked my list, but not by much. It’s not hard to make the list when so few teams have played, but I can see at least a few changes happening after a full schedule being played. Remember I picked my list based on roster and how well I know the teams and players on those teams. Anyone can make it up here after next week. So, go out play hard, win the game, and maybe your team will crack my top 3.
Final Thoughts
If you have read this far, good job to you, if not, then suck it (ed’s note: you are literally telling people who aren’t reading to suck it).
I would hope that all the captains have spoken to their team about the rules for the season because of Covid. Jon emailed all the captains about what has to happen and I spoke briefly about it in my intro. Captains, if you haven’t let your players know and it costs you penalties and yards, it’s on you so get to it and tell them.
With all that I have said, so far the one clear message everyone should know is that we play this game for fun. No one is paying you to play no matter how good you think you are. So, go out have fun, and be safe.
This week it might be hot, so bring plenty of water a hat with a soft beck and sun screen.