Word from the Mouth: Clean Up Your Trash, Ya Filthy Animals! edition

Word from the Mouth: Clean Up Your Trash, Ya Filthy Animals! edition

Here we are two weeks remaining in the season and then playoffs. Everyone, or at least the captains, need to know that for subs the rules have changed. In order to be allowed a sub you need to be fewer than 6 players 7 if your QB doesn’t play defense and all subs need to be approved by the league. I know sometimes you don’t know what is happening and aren’t sure of the rules, but if you aren’t sure you should reach out to Jon a day or two before just to make sure. You don’t want to forfeit a game because of a rule mix up.

Now that we are into August, I hope you all know what that means? The NFL is back (well, kind of) and it’s preseason and to me it just means a few more weeks until we have meaningful games again and I can’t wait.

One last thing before I get to my recaps, I know it’s getting nice out and everyone would rather be at the field than at home, but please pick up your empty bottles when you leave. Nick went around this week and picked up two garbage bags full of trash and that isn’t cool. The city already wants to take the field from us and if we leave it full of garbage it wouldn’t be hard for them to do that, so clean up you trash.

 

Recap

 

Division 1

 

Outlaws vs Ninja Turtles (32-31)

I figured with all the players Outlaws were missing that it was an easy win for Ninja Turtles. Boy, was I ever wrong. Steve was missing a bunch of his weapons and when the game started Outlaws looked lost and dropped a few easy balls and you could see the steam coming from Steve’s ears. This week Tam was at QB and Wade was at wide and the switch looked to pay off. Wade made a few big catches on third down to extend drives. Tam made the hard throws when needed and was able to avoid the rush all day long. Outlaws need to have Terry there so Tam didn’t have all day to find open receivers. This game came down to the very end and with a bobbled ball that was eventually caught on fourth down out of the end zone because a defender made a play on the ball. These two teams will meet again the last week of the season and I expect it to be another close game.

 

Moretti Crime Family vs Henchmen (14-38)

This was a game that Henchmen needed to win to keep their slim playoff hopes alive. It was great to see Henchmen win, but let’s not overlook that Crime Family was missing Joey at QB. Gabe filled in and didn’t look like he was comfortable throwing on the smaller field than he is used to. I looked over the stats and no one stood out other than Demario with his 3 picks. All Henchmen did was get a few big plays and have short fields to work with while Crime Family looked pedestrian on offense without their QB. Henchmen were able to keep it together this week as a team and not as individuals and got the job done. I know that it will come down to tie breakers for the last spot in the playoffs (ed’s note: I mean, it could, but even that is an outside chance!), but to me I really think both teams are dangerous and I wouldn’t want to see either one of them in the playoffs as at any point they can light you up for points at will.

 

Division 2

 

Outlaws vs Honor Game (45-53)

This was supposed to be a possible championship preview and it didn’t disappoint. I want to say that Honor Game completely outplayed Outlaws and that if it wasn’t for Steve leading the offense it would have been even worse. Outlaws weren’t able to do anything on defense and Honor Games went up and down the field at will and made it look like they were playing people who never played before. I would like to point out that Outlaws lost a player due to injury early in the game which left them at 7 players. With 8 minutes or so left in the game, Outlaws get the ball and the plan was to waste all the time before scoring. I felt that since we couldn’t get a stop on defense that we should try to score quickly and then try to get a stop on defense and if we couldn’t stop them we could allow them to score and then finish the game on offense. Outlaws score and left 3 minutes and that was too much time for Dave. Honor Game went down scored and left 1 play for Outlaws which Laurence picked off and returned for a TD. Honor Games won by 8 points, but really it was only 2 and Outlaws ended up missing 3 key players on their defense, both safeties and their rusher. When these two teams meet in the playoffs expect to see two totally different rosters show up.

 

Honor Game vs OG Panthers (18-41)

This was not a good game if you are on Honor Game or a fan of theirs. OG were missing Terry and Charles and to fill in for Charles they had Simon and let me tell you he looked good. Even before the game you knew that Dave and his team’s heads weren’t in it. They used everything they had to beat Outlaws, Marvin got into it with Dave and decided to leave the team. Then the game started and OG took the opening drive in for six then got the 2 point convert. Then on their first play on defense a safety. Even with the really slow start from Honor Game they were up 18-17 at half. Then the second half started and it all started to unwind for Honor Game. They couldn’t move the ball or get a stop on defense, they started to look at the refs for every little thing that didn’t go their way. The difference in this game was adjustments made at half time and the fact that Honor Game was completely gassed by this point and weren’t making smart decisions. I’ll take Honor Game 9 out of 10 times, but this just happened to be that 1 time.

 

Division 3

 

Mustard Tigers vs Les Tannantes (32-28)

Again this week Owie comes in and plays the hero for Mustard Tigers. I thought Brian would be back this week when I made my picks, but I guess Brian saw my reasoning why I didn’t pick them and decided he’ll take another week off just to cost me the crown. Again this week Les Tannantes were without their QB and you can see the team has really struggled once everyone started missing games. I hope that once the playoffs are here they have their entire roster. The thing that I find funny is how Dave and John do all the work getting yards and catches and somehow Tom gets all the glory with 3 TDs. My bet would be that teams started to focus on them and allowed Owie to hit Tom over the middle while he was wide open or Owie be the smart QB that he is just threw it up where only Tom could get it so at least 8 feet in the air.

 

Iron Wolves vs Chiefs (26-12)

Once it was known that Deep Threats were forfeiting their game, Iron Wolves had secured the number 1 spot and a first round bye, but that didn’t stop them from going out and getting the win to keep the perfect season alive. Look at that, Ian finally made it out to a game after taking months to move. Going into the season I had very low expectations for Iron Wolves, but now if they don’t win it all I feel the season will be a bust and a waste of time for them. Every week Mauricio is doing more and more to get on the stat sheet, this might be his best overall season ever.

 

Division 4

 

Les Pananches vs Flamboyant Flamingos (25-26)

All season people in the media have all thought the same thing, Flamingos haven’t played anyone good this season. Finally we get to see them play a top team and this game didn’t disappoint. This game had it all. Both teams played solid defense forcing the offense to be smart with the ball and take what is given to them. I kept getting score updates on this game and it was back and forth all game. With 2 minutes left in the game Panaches was up and it seemed like they were going to keep it that way, but on fourth and ten Dimitri threw up what looked like a prayer and the ball fell incomplete and it looked like it was over until you look around and see the flag on the ground. Martin was called for Pass Interference giving Flamingos another go at it. It only took Dimitri two plays to punch it in and go up by 1 point with 10 seconds left. Felix couldn’t get it done first play was a check down for a few yards, second was incomplete and on the last play of the game the ball got picked off. That is it, we are left with 1 undefeated team left in the division.

 

Cereal Killers vs Titans (26-37)

I’m a little bit surprised it was this close in the end. I figured that Titans would have their way in this game. I, like many people in the division, might be going to speak to Lucas about what he did to stop Ben. Okay, maybe not stop Ben, but at least slow him down as he managed to get 3 sacks this week on him. For weeks now I have been saying that Cereal Killers are very athletic and they just proved it again this week, now all they need is some more experience. Austin was the big target this week for Titans, but every week someone else making plays for them as Ben does a good job of spreading the ball around really well. Titans have the best offense in the division and have only been stopped a few times all season. For Cereal Killers to do it twice in one game seems like a victory to me. Cereal Killers should make the playoffs with 1 win in their last 2 games. Both games are winnable for them, it will just be a matter of who wants it more.

 

Division 5

 

Les Last Calls vs Phoenix (39-6)

Before the game I had heard talk about how good the sub was for Les Last Calls, but I really didn’t think anything of it, then the game started and well the rest is history. I will say that everyone thinks I’m a bit of a dick, but not all the time. I could have had this game voided because of the sub rules and I didn’t. Les Last Calls deserved to win this game they out played us right from the start. Seb had a pick 6 on the opening drive and then Phoenix was forced to punt. Les Last Calls took a shot deep and got behind the defense for an easy 45 yard score. By half time it was 33-0 Les Last Calls and the game was over except for the time. I can tell you from being there and seeing the game that the defense on Phoenix didn’t show up to play and the offense couldn’t get any big plays to try and bring the game back to respectability. Again, being on Phoenix and seeing how we came out flat and relaxed to play right from the start it didn’t take long to see that the intensity wasn’t there. Les Last Calls needed this game to keep their playoff hopes alive and it was a well-earned win.

 

Phoenix vs Gold Rush (19-12)

This was supposed to be the game for first place. Then during the week Jon messages me and tells me Gold Rush has 2 players and by the rules I can take the forfeit and not have to play the game. I thought about it for a few minutes then decided that this would be a good game to try a few new things and get a few of the players some experience that they need. Gold Rush ended up getting 4 players from Titans in division 4 so it was no longer going to be an easy game for us. Phoenix got up 12-0 and tried to coast to the win and just like the game before, Phoenix made a few mistakes (Vince slipping) on defense and allowed Gold Rush back into the game. With the score 12 all, Gold Rush was driving for the game winning score and Julian came up with 1 of his 3 picks of the game to give Phoenix one last chance to avoid OT. Phoenix was able to waste all but 9 second of the clock before scoring. The convert was a huge play and would give us the extra cushion should Gold Rush score. I take the snap, looked one way, and then throw it up to the back of the end zone where Julian comes down with it and manages to keep his toes inbounds. Gold Rush doesn’t score and just like that the game is over. This was a good game, but I would have rather beaten the real Gold Rush team to take control of the division.

 

There you have it my recap of week 10.

 

Top Performances of the week

 

At this point you know you’re a star or just a role player, but that doesn’t mean you’re not good enough to make my list. All I’m looking for is someone who balled out and helped their team win the game and in very rare cases a player who lost, but had some ridiculous stat line. I’m not Jon, I pick players from teams that dominated, but it would depend on the circumstances. This week I had one or two hard picks to make but the rest were pretty easy. Now let’s see who made my list.

 

Division 1

 

This is one of those weeks where I had no choice but to give out my award to only 1 player since he dominated on both sides of the ball. Demario Cooper played 2 games this week and was a stud in both of those games while playing multiple positions. Demario had 3 catches for 41 yards 2 TDs and a 1point convert as a receiver. He also went 24 of 28 for 301 yards passing with 7 TDs and 7 1point converts. Oh I also forgot to mention he made 12 tackles and 3 picks on defense. Now those are some real stud numbers.

 

Division 2

 

Offense

I have never given the award to a player subbing before, but this week is a first. Simon Duchesne filled in at QB for OG and absolutely balled out in this huge upset. Simon went 24 of 37 for 260 yards with 5 TDs, 1 1point convert and 1 2point convert as well. Simon has struggled before at QB in the MFL but not this week.

 

Defense

I spoke to a few players from the team that this player plays on and was told there was absolutely no defense what so ever, that might have been true, but Alexandre Vallieres made a huge impact and a big difference in the game. Alexandre finished the game with 3 tackles which were all sacks. It wasn’t necessarily the sacks that were huge it was the pressure he had all game long.

 

Division 3

 

For this pick I had a few players all on the same team to pick from, but I went with a person that I have played with before just because I feel without him they don’t win this week. I went with Thomas Znoj over his teammates. His 6 catches for 38 yards might not seem like a lot but his 3 TDs more than make up for it.

 

Defense

If I remember correctly I had picked this person week 1 in his very first game in the league and now 8 weeks later he made it back up here again. Jonathan Lavoie went off this week with 4 tackles which were his 4 sacks. In a relatively tight game he made all the difference on defense for Iron Wolves.

 

Division 4

 

Offense

I went with a player who has struggled this season, but this week he stepped up and showed what he can really do. David Brisson went 19 of 32 for 215 yards, 6 TDs and 2 1point converts. He also ran the ball 5 times for 29 yards. This was the type of performance that Sneaky Snakes wanted to see all season.

 

Defense

I went ahead and gave my pick to a player that did everything he could to help keep his teams slim playoff hopes alive. Thibault Varin went out and made 10 tackles, got an interception, and returned it for a TD. Yes, his team might have won in a blowout, but how would it have been had he not been there?

 

Division 5

 

Offense

Again, like in D2, I’m giving the award to another sub. Felix Senecal came out and subbed for Les Last Calls and made huge impacts in both games. Felix in his two games had 11 catches for 247 yards and 6 TDs. He single handedly beat my team.

 

Defense

I had a tough time making this pick and I ended up picking a player that was one and one on the day. Julian Sablowski made huge plays in the second game and without his third pick of the game Phoenix would have lost that game. Julian had 1 tackle and 3 picks this weekend.

 

You might or might not agree with my pick, but they are my picks and if you don’t like it, then ball out and make my list. You only have two weeks left if you want to make it up here, so ball out and prove to me you are worthy of being my player of the week.

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 8

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 8

Predictions

With only 3 weeks left in the season the chance to come out on top of the media team is slowly slipping away. I might not finish first, but beating Jon is still possible and the real goal was to not allow Jon to win. With so few games left and not picking our own games, maybe I should start to throw my team games just to get back in the hunt. Once playoffs roll around, we will still be doing our picks, but there will be point spreads that we will have to deal with.

 

Here are the standings from last week along with the overalls then I’ll put my picks and like always my picks are in bold.

 

 

 

Division 1

 

Bitter Boys vs Holy Trollers

Redemption for the week 5 upset.

 

Outlaws vs Ninja Turtles

Ninja Turtles win because of inside info I have pertaining to vacations.

 

Moretti Crime Family vs Henchmen

Too many me’s and not enough team for Henchmen, plus Moretti have a way better roster.

 

Holy Trollers vs Henchmen

They get the win to finish the season on a high, but not enough to get a playoff spot.

 

Division 2

 

Petits Phoques vs D#Nasty

I just can’t see how D#Nasty can pull this off after their last few games.

 

Honor Game vs Outlaws NA

I don’t pick my teams games.

 

OG Panthers vs Honor Game

Honor Game will walk all over OG in this one, watch and see.

 

Lean Mean Machines vs RedZone

RedZone are by far the superior team and shouldn’t have a hard time in this game.

 

Joey’s Haters vs KOLB

I was going to take KOLB and then I remembered that its vacation time and players will be missing.

 

Division 3

 

Old School vs Big Boys

Old School will win, but it won’t be pretty.

 

Nice TDs vs Average Joes

Average Joes will win if they can stop Andrew, and Kris will then do the rest to ruin any chance Nice TDs have to win.

 

Iron Wolves vs Chiefs

With both of my players of the week for last week, how can they lose this game?

 

Mustard Tigers vs Les Tannantes

This week I don’t think Owie will be throwing for Mustard Tigers so I don’t see them having a chance.

 

Deep Threats vs Black Knights

I know that Black Knights don’t want to see this and they feel they have multiple people who can do it, but they aren’t stopping Svetna 1 on 1 and I want to see them try.

 

Division 4

 

Wolf Pack vs RawSauce

Jason will have his hands full with Antoine and won’t have time to find his open receivers.

 

Les Beautes vs Les Bouchers

I want to push this game, but since I have to pick, I’ll give Les Beautes their final win of the season in this game.

 

Sneaky Snakes vs Les Improbables

They are younger and faster and that will be more than enough to pull off the win.

 

AirBorne vs Wolf Pack

When you have the D4 player of the century on your roster how can you lose this game?

 

Les Panaches vs Flamboyant Flamingos

One of these teams will suffer their first loss of the season and from the teams they have played so far I can’t see Panaches not pulling it off.

 

Cereal Killers vs Titans

No one has stopped Titans from scoring at will all season and that won’t stop this week.

 

Division 5

 

Los Pollitos vs Les Last Calls

I can’t see how playing man defense, Los Pollitos will be able to stop or even slow down Seb from Les Last Calls.

 

Phoenix vs Les Last Calls NA

I don’t pick my teams games.

 

Spin Doctors vs Mimosa Crew

They have the better roster and loads more experience.

 

Phoenix vs Gold Rush NA

I don’t pick my teams games.

 

There you have it my picks for the week. Good luck to everyone this weekend but if I didn’t pick your team don’t try too hard.

 

Power Rankings

 

I’ll give my rankings first then a short explanation as to why I made those moves.

 

Division 1

#1- Outlaws

#2- Ninja Turtles

#3- Moretti Crime Family 

 

Division 2

#1- Petits Phoques (with Dom)

#2- Outlaws

#3- Honor Game

 

Division 3

#1- Iron Wolves

#2- Deep Threats

#3- Average Joes

 

Division 4

#1- Les Panaches

#2- RawSauce

#3- Flamboyant Flamingos

 

Division 5

#1- Phoenix

#2- Gold Rush

#3- Spin Doctors

 

In division 1 I was thinking about flipping spots 2 and 3, but then looking over all the stats I felt that they are where they belong at least right now.

For division 2 all the teams in my top 3 dominated so mixing it up would be a waste of time. I can tell you that there will be changes following this week.

Division 3 spots 1 and 2 are secure, but I had to kick Les Tannantes out since it’s a different bunch of guys every week. I know that I will hear from Kris on Saturday about how they aren’t in my top 3, but really Nice TDs are all about Kris and Andrew and all it takes is something small for it to blow up on them.

Division 4 is staying the same after last week, but with 1 and 3 playing each other next week it can look completely different.

Division 5 with Les Last Calls losing last week and if you saw how Spin Doctors played last week you would make this move as well.

There you have it my rankings following week 9. You still have a few weeks to make my list, but at this point of the season you should be focused on trying to make the playoffs and not worry about my rankings.

 

Final Thoughts

 

I don’t have much to say as I said it all up above. I’m on vacation and I don’t have my laptop charger with me and I’m down to under 5% battery life so I want to finish this off before it dies and I have to do it tomorrow which would mean I’d have to head to work and who wants that on vacation? So, go out, have fun, play hard, and be safe. See you all Saturday.

 

Word from the Mouth: Going for Gold! edition

Word from the Mouth: Going for Gold! edition

Finally, after a year delay the Olympics are back (ed’s note: it’s so great to, as a nation, just be throwing away money on useless stuff again!). I used to be a huge fan of them growing up, but now I have grown up and learned that they are all crap. The Olympics used to mean something (ed’s note: false), it was for amateur athletes to showcase their talents in front of the world. Professional athletes making millions a year are ruining it for the rest of the competitors. I know you want to see the best of the best, but get the pros out. This year they aren’t allowed to have fans due to Covid (ed’s note: truly, dark times). I just can’t understand having them when the host country is still having large outbreaks in some of the cities where the events are being held.

I used to enjoy the swimming and track events, but now I have moved on and all I want to see are real sports like 7s in rugby and water polo where players are getting hit. Both games are fast paced and very enjoyable to watch if you know the game.

This year they have added street skateboarding and if I’m correct next Olympics or world Championship they will be adding Flag Football. You might not have been able to make it to the NFL or even CFL, but you might be able to represent your country playing the game we all love. I’m sure that you all know that it’s one big orgy at the games and that tens of thousands of condoms have been given to the athletes so that they can stay safe, but have you seen those cardboard beds they are expected to sleep on (ed’s note: where are you going with this?!?). I’m just wondering are we going to have more athletes pull up with muscles being torn or more athletes getting hurt with their beds collapsing.

 

Week 9 recap

 

Division 1

 

Centurions vs Bitter Boys (19-0)

This had to be one of the worst Division 1 games in a long time. Both QBs were missing wide open players and then when they did manage to get the balls to their players, more often than not the receiver dropped it. With the win, Centurions are almost guaranteed a spot in the playoffs. Mario and Bitter Boys know they have nothing to play for, but to have fun. I know everyone thinks Bitter Boys are rough, but in most games that I’ve seen them play they have been fine. Bitter Boys are guys that have either played tackle or at least coached it and a little contact from them and the other team starts to freak out. I get it we play flag and we have no contact, but stop flopping, this isn’t soccer. On Samuel’s first score it was a short little drag left when he caught it and he turned straight up along the sideline and scored. He thought he was flagged and I had to let him know if he was going jog it in from midfield and not full sprint, then I’d have to flag him for showboating next time he got the ball. This was hard to watch as not a lot was happening other than the drops and bad passes. Moving forward, Centurions will have to play better than this if they want to win. I think since Mario and JS hung around drinking after their game this week that next week they should take a shot for every dropped pass and missed tackle and see how long it takes for one of them to hit the floor first.

 

Ninja Turtles vs Moretti Crime Family (37-48)

This was a game that everyone on the panel saw Ninja Turtles winning. I wish that I had seen this game as it was all offense. There were almost 500 yards passing to go along with 13 TDs. You would think that with both teams being so loaded with talent that the offense would have been slowed down, but since flag is all about putting up points, that’s what we got here. I don’t understand how no one has figured out how to stop Joey and his flood offense. You would have figured that one of the Pilon brothers would have shut it down. The player that shined the most to me in this game has to be Wade. From where he started the season to now you can see that he is taking what the defense gives him and doesn’t seem to force the bad throws that he used to. The teams have split the previous 2 games, so expect to see the deciding game in the playoffs.

 

Division 2

 

Longs Chefs vs OG Panthers (32-39)

OG are on a three game win streak after this win, but this one almost didn’t happen. OG jumped out to a huge lead by half and then tried to coast the rest of the way. Longs Chefs are a better team than everyone expects and since they made the change to Max at QB the team has been able to score and move the ball. Longs Chefs can still make the playoffs, but it would take winning out and some luck. Realistically it’s time for them to play spoiler and ruins someone else’s chance of getting in. A few weeks ago no one expected OG to be where they are right now and with the hardest part of the schedule coming up, it won’t take much for them to get into the playoffs, but if they want to be one of the favorites now is where they will have to show what they are made of.

 

RedZone vs Joey’s Haters (27-39)

RedZone were missing a few players, but got more than adequate subs in Carmine and Andrew. I know both of these guys and both are ballers. The only thing that was hard for them was the field size being smaller then what they are use to. Haters have been playing decent all year, but the last few weeks Max has begun to look like his old self making the rusher miss, scrambling and even running when it’s open. Haters are all but in the playoffs, unless they completely fall apart the last few games. This was a tough weekend for RedZone with the two losses and they almost need to win out and I can’t see that happening. Going 2-1 over there last 3 might get them in, but they would need help in that case.

 

Division 3

 

Nice TDs vs Deep Threats (13-25)

I was there for this one and all I can remember is Kris not being in a good mood, Andrew keeping his mouth shut as well as limping around, and that Deep Threats were just too strong for Nice TDs, especially when they were dropping very catchable balls. The big thing that stands out is the argument between Kris and Brian. Kris wants everyone to be perfect, but that’s impossible. Yes, sometimes Kris is right to yell at his team, but most of the time he is wrong and this time he was right and wrong at the same time. He yelled at Brian for not catching a ball that was tipped and the ball changed where it was going. Brian could have still caught the ball, but Kris needs to calm the Picasso down and just play the game. Kris yelled and Brian stood his ground and yelled back and then took his stuff and walked off, he did return a few minutes later. These are the things you have to deal with when Kris is on your team when you are losing (ed’s note: and sometimes when you’re winning).

 

Les Tannantes vs Black Knights (31-39)

I missed this game, but was able to talk with a few players from both teams after the game. I had to find out what is going on with Les Tannantes and I got the response that would explain a lot. They have been missing players all season and have only played two games with their full roster. From Black Knights perspective, they are the better team and can beat everyone out there. Those are big words coming from Richie Rich and the unathletic bunch. No really, Black Knights have a bunch of solid players and should be able to keep up with most teams. I would have liked to have seen an extra minute or two of added time in this game like soccer to see if Les Tannantes could have punched it in and tied up the game. We don’t play soccer, so no added time. Black Knights will have their hands full the rest of the season as will Les Tannantes. If there is a rematch it would be in the playoffs in the second or third round and I just don’t see that happening.

 

Division 4

 

AirBorne vs RawSauce (0-55)

What am I to say about this game? AirBorne were missing half their roster and were without their QB. This game got ugly fast and you have to feel bad for AirBorne. RawSauce did what they do and play a stifling defense and this week they figured out how to score. Last week I predicted RawSAuce to win I also figured that Antoine would get at least 5 sacks. He managed to get 3 plus he forced Simon who was acting like a QB to throw 4 picks and 2 more from Isaac. I hate blow outs and to me teams need to stop running up the score. Playoff tiebreaker is points against not for (ed’s note: this was shutout…).

 

Titans vs Les Bouchers (64-38)

102 points scored in this game and let me tell you it could have been more. The game wasn’t as close as the score makes it seem. I know it’s a 26 point difference, but at no point were Titans not in charge in this one. The play that stands out to me was last play of the half. Ben sends everyone deep from his 5 yard line, waits a little avoids the rush, starts to go left then decides he’ll go right, he then takes off running up the side line, cuts in runs all the way to the other side line, makes 3 guys miss, turns it up, makes another player miss, and has a 45 yard run on the last play of the half and wasn’t even breathing hard when he got back into the huddle. The league needs to add rules in that says that QBs that are under 5’6” are not allowed to run. You have Ben and Dom who both are unstoppable runners when they want to be.

 

Division 5

 

Gold Rush vs Les Last Calls (25-12)

Once again this was the Travis show. Travis Ran 1 in, threw 2, and returned a pick this week. Travis had to get in his stats now since this was his last game of the season. Who takes a vacation to Greece with their girlfriend during the season? I guess Travis does. I was hoping for a better performance from Les Last Calls in this game, but without Seb, their best player, it makes it tough to try and contain a dual threat QB like Travis. Les Last Calls will need a few wins and things to fall in their favor if they want to reach the post season. Gold Rush I think are locked in and it’s just a matter of where they will finish.

 

Spin Doctors vs Los Pollitos (52-26)

Another week without their QB and Samuel had to fill in again. Samuel is the best player on Los Pollitos and needs to be used as a weapon not a QB (ed’s note: QBs aren’t weapons?). For the first half of the game it was relatively close, then spin Doctors with all that experience started to pick apart the man defense and it was over after that. I think Spin Doctors are a good solid team, but near the end of the game what they were doing was really not cool. You know that Los Pollitos are very new and have little experience, so play straight up don’t run trick plays on converts or throw deep passes knowing that they can’t keep up. I hope this comes backs and bites you in the ass down the road. Raph you’re the team captain and the leader of the team, step up and stop this from happening.

 

That is it for my recap this week. I hope you enjoyed and teams please stop running up the score against your weaker opponents. Everyone is here to have fun and if winning and putting up tons of points is fun for you then don’t get upset when you end up in a division where you are the weak team and it happens to you.

 

Top Performances of the week

 

To get here you had to ball out and prove you earned your spot into the No Marvin Club. This week we had lots of good games along with a few blowouts. I hate to pick players from games that are lopsided, but sometimes I have no choice.

There has been some debate as to who the really player of the weeks are. I know Jon puts his picks up on the website and a lot of people seem to think that those players haven’t really earned it. I will tell you that when I make my picks I look at all the stats from all the games and sometimes it’s really close that I have to go in and look at the play by play to see when those players made the plays they did. For example player A has 3 picks and player B has 4 sacks both players could easily get my pick. I look and see that player A had 2 of his picks on last plays of the half and game and his team won by 9 points. To me those picks at the end of half are just toss ups and don’t really have an effect on the outcome. Player B makes his sacks on big third down plays and forces the other team to punt or go for it on fourth. I’d have to go with the rusher in this case. Same thing with the offense.

Now that I explained how I make my picks here they are.

 

Division 1

 

Offense

I really hate to do this, but this player is a real big asshole and had to ruin my streak of not putting him up here even after weeks of balling out. I think I have to put more blame on the rest of the division for not playing better, but this week I have to say Marvin Steinberg or as he is better known around the league as D4 Player of the Century (ed’s note: now D4 Player of the Epoch!) did enough to finally get my vote as player of the week with his 8 catches for 142 yards, 4 TDs and a 1point convert.

Defense

This player is also on the Outlaws, but is a much nicer guy then Marvin. Julien Proulx had to step up and take charge of the defense with Smuda not being there and he did that. Proulx had 2 tackles, 2 picks and took 1 back to the house for 6 points.

 

Division 2

 

Offense

Louis-Mathieu Dufour does it again folks. After tearing it up last week he did even better this time around. 6 grabs for only 82 yards and 4 TDs. The yards went down this week, but the TDs went up.

Defense

I really had a hard time picking this week’s winners. I had a few guys with very similar stats as well as a player that really stood out, but wasn’t eligible to win. Once I narrowed it down I came away with Kareem Anthony Chilcott. Kareem had 4 tackles, 2 picks and a pick 2. It all came down to the pick 2 that put him over the top.

 

Division 3

 

Offense

I came up with 3 players that really could have gotten it this week, but when all their stats were side by side it became an easy choice to make. This week Ignacio Valdes-Manzandes is the winner. Ignacio had 10 catches for 86 yards and 4 TDs.

Defense

I was so close to giving it to a different player then who I went with and I didn’t because that player didn’t need to be there to help his team win their game, I can’t say the same about my pick in Mauricio Toscano. Mauricio had 5 tackles, a sack, and a pick all in the same game. I’m not sure if you take Mauricio away this week if Iron Wolves don’t lose this game.

 

Division 4

 

Offense

I looked it all over and Thomas Gerin-Lajoie is my winner this week. Thomas had 6 catches for 73 yards and 3 TDs. Those are some solid numbers from a player whose brother is the QB and doesn’t want to share the love from the parents, so Felix limits the touches Thomas gets.

Defense

I stuck with the theme for this division and went with another player named Thomas, but this Thomas plays for Flamboyant Flamingos. Thomas Leclerc is my defensive pick this week. Thomas had 3 tackles to go along with his 2 picks.

 

Division 5

 

Two Way Player

With only 2 games being played instead of picking an offensive and defensive player I have elected to only pick 1 player who made an impact on both sides of the ball. The player that I sected was none other than Meliza Lafleur. She did it all this weeks. On offense Meliza had 4 catches for 79yards, 1 TD and a 1point convert. Meliza also made a play on defense as well, with an interception that she took back for 6 points.

 

That is it for my picks this week. You only have 3 weeks left to ball out and get my attention. I know that this is crunch time for some teams trying to secure a playoff spot, so that alone should push you to play better. At the beginning of the year I said let your play do all the talking for you and that is correct for my weekly awards. I also have a say in who gets the end of season awards, so for that you can send me a message and I’ll direct you to where you can send your bribes.

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 7

Predictions and Power Rankings Week 7

Predictions

Here we are another week and all of you players have really been screwing me by not following my picks. Terry still has the lead and has even widened the gap. With only a few weeks left it is getting harder and harder to make up ground. I plan on doing better this week and start my ascent up to the top. Here are the standings from last week and the overall, then I’ll give you my picks and remember they will be in bold.

 

 

Division 1

 

Les Centurions vs Bitter Boys

They need this game more as it will almost lock them in a playoff spot.

Ninja Turtles vs Moretti Crime Family

I think they have more than enough experience playing a QB like Joey to win this game easily.

Outlaws vs Holy Trollers

Even with the big win last week the Trollers don’t have enough talent to beat the Outlaws.

 

Division 2

 

D#Nasty vs Honor Game

I’m going Honor Game this week because they have the better roster, but I’m not too confident after the way last week went for them.

KOLB vs Petits Phoques

After last week’s performance I have to think that they might be too much for Petit Phoques if they show up with their complete roster.

Longs Chefs vs OG Panthers

They beat a better team last week so they should be able to pull this one off as well.

Outlaws vs Lean Mean Machines NA

I don’t pick my games.

RedZone vs Joey’s Haters

I went Haters since I know a few players from RedZone won’t be there.

RedZone vs Outlaws NA

I don’t pick my games.

 

Division 3

 

Mustard Tigers vs Old School

I just can’t believe that Mustard Tigers are still winless, but that will continue this week. Old School doesn’t lose two games in a row.

Nice TDs vs Chiefs

They have the best used car salesperson in the league on their team, making promises not to play defense and just like a sales person saying whatever they need to in order to make a sale or in this case win a game or games. 

Nice TDs vs Deep Threats

No one on Nice TDs will be able to stay with Svetna and that includes “I won’t play defense” Kris and “Don’t put everything on my Shoulders” Andrew.

Chiefs vs Average Joes

They have a QB, they are organized and, oh, they have better players.

Les Tannantes vs Black Knights

I know Tannantes are the better team and Black Knights haven’t shown me enough against good teams yet this season.

Iron Wolves vs Big Boys

I hope someone from Iron Wolves brings a box of Kleenex for Big Boys after the whooping they are about to dish out. 

 

Division 4

 

Panaches vs Cereal Killers

Pananches are on a roll and after the team beat down last week Cereal Killers got, I couldn’t pick them.

AirBorne vs RawSauce

Antoine Theroux is going to be in Guillaume’s face all day which will lead to sacks and picks all day long.

Les Bouchers vs Titans

Titans are too good with Ben at QB to lose to this team.

Wolf Pack vs Flamboyant Flamingos

Give me Wolf Pack with the huge upset here and let me point out that the stars will be out at 3:30 on Saturday.

 

Division 5

 

Gold Rush vs Les Last Calls

I think they figure a way to stop Travis from running and Gold Rush won’t be able to stop Seb.

 

Spin Doctors vs Los Pollitos

Raph finds a way to pull out the win in this one.

 

Those are my picks and I hope that they are all correct. I could use the bump in my numbers to get me to number 1. If this doesn’t work maybe I start picking my own games and making it so that I get the right pick and everyone else doesn’t.

 

 

Power Rankings

 

I’ll give my rankings first then a short explanation as to why I made those moves.

 

Division 1

#1- Outlaws

#2- Ninja Turtles

#3- Moretti Crime Family 

 

Division 2

#1- Petits Phoques (with Dom)

#2- Outlaws

#3- Honor Game

 

Division 3

#1- Iron Wolves

#2- Deep Threats

#3- Les Tannantes 

 

Division 4

#1- Les Panaches

#2- RawSauce

#3- Flamboyant Flamingos

 

Division 5

#1- Phoenix

#2- Gold Rush

#3- Les Last Calls

 

Division 1 had to stay the same even after Moretti Crime Family lost this week. When you look at the rest of the division, who else could I put up here, I almost left it blank but I knew people might take that as a cop out.

Division 2 got flipped around with Honor Game getting messed up by KOLB. It might seem weird that a two loss team is at the top, but when your loses are without your QB then you’re given a little bit of a cushion.

Division 3, no need to fix what isn’t broken. Those are the best three teams in the division and it is starting to show.

Division 4, Flamingos took a drop after last week’s performance, they have had an easy schedule and no longer look like that team at the start of the season. Panaches have beaten everyone they played and it was a much harder schedule. With a defense like RawSauce they are going to be tough to beat when playoffs come around.

Division 5, Phoenix stays on top and the rest are left to fight it out for 2 and 3. Gold rush was an easy pick and putting Les Last Calls at three might seem weird, but I think that Last Calls are coming on strong and might have the best player in the division with Seb.

 

There are my ranking you can love them hate them but that is how it looks to me and if you want to see your team in my top 3 then win some games and prove you should be up here.

 

Final Thoughts

Everyone should know that I love me some sports movies and this week the sequel to Space Jam came out with LeBron starring in it. Let me tell you that he isn’t Jordan on the court or in the movies. It was a complete waste of time and I would not watch it again if my life depended on it.  Kids out there think LeBron is the Goat but we all know that going 4-6 in championship games won’t compete with 6-0. LeBron needs to find his own thing and stop trying to be like Mike.

We are coming down to the last stretch of the season and teams need to focus on winning games to make the playoffs, but they also need to make sure that their players play enough game to qualify to play in them. Captains, please remember that the last two weeks of the season the sub rule changes a little bit and you need to be cautious of that so you done end up forfeiting a game you won and now miss the playoffs. That is it for this week go out on Saturday play hard, have fun and be safe, it’s only a game.

Word from the Mouth: Live from the ER! edition

Word from the Mouth: Live from the ER! edition

This week’s article will be a little shorter than most. I started to write this in the ER on Monday then I realized that I didn’t have my charger with me and it was going to get finished at home. You’d think going to the ER on a Monday at noon wouldn’t be too busy, right? Well, was that ever wrong. More than ten hours later I finally left and was told it was nothing. I went in with chest pains and a hard time breathing and I walked out with chest pains and a hard time breathing, but it wasn’t as bad when I left. Normally with these symptoms you are considered to be a priority. With one doctor only and me being the peak physical specimen that I am, they made me wait. The health care system the way it works now completely sucks and it needs to change. The big issue right now is that you can’t go see your doctor or to a walk in clinic, it’s all done over the phone and they will straight up tell you just to go to ER if you need to see someone. The ER should have at least two or three doctors on all shifts at least during the day. I know I tell everyone to take it easy when they play and maybe I should listen to my own advice moving forward.

 

Week 8 Recap

 

Division 1

 

Ninja Turtles vs Centurions (33-24)

Early on this looked like it was going to be a very good game and it turned out to be. Centurions are still finding it a little difficult to play with the top teams in the division. Ninja Turtles played like they should and this was the first time that I have seen them play where they didn’t switch Wade and Tam at QB. At the beginning of the season I knew Wade was going to struggle, but each week he looks better and better. This might have been his best game this season. He didn’t force the ball deep and allowed his receivers to make plays after the catch. If Ninja Turtles are to contend for the title then Wade needs to keep playing like this and if he can eliminate the picks I can’t see who will stop them.

 

Moretti Crime Family vs Holy Trollers (27-33)

Who would have thought that Trollers would win this game? I don’t think anyone did. I will tell you how Trollers won and it is very simple, they didn’t have ten players show up and were somewhat organized. Crime Family had a chance at the end with last possession, but just couldn’t make anything happen. After the game I spoke to a few guys who said they don’t think Moretti Crime family is any good and that they only run a few plays. I agree with one part of that statement, but saying they aren’t a good team is crazy. I’d be willing to put money on it that if these two teams played ten games, Crime Family wins at least seven of them. Every team is allowed a little hiccup through the season and this is Moretti Crime Family’s forget it game. This is a game that Trollers will look back on at seasons end and say at least we won one game. (ed’s note: there is absolutely no bitterness here!)

 

Division 2

 

Outlaws vs Joey’s Haters (58-40)

Going into this game I was a little worried that we wouldn’t match up well on defense. Haters have more size and just as much speed. Outlaws were nearly unstoppable all game long on offense and they should have no worries there. Steve can keep up with the best of them. Max for the Haters needs to figure a way to get more players involved if they want a shot at beating some of the better teams. On defense both teams played poorly at best. Outlaws blew too many coverages which allowed for big plays and easy scores. Haters couldn’t tackle worth sprinkles except Francis who was making all his tackles, but that was so he would be out of place later in the game (ed’s note: what?). At points in the game it looked like Haters were just out there covering grass and Steve just threw to whoever hadn’t caught a pass yet. Julien had a big game catching passes on the sideline and walking in for score after score.

 

Petits Phoques vs RedZone (38-35)

This game started a few minutes late as RedZone were waiting on new jerseys and shorts. They do look nice; I will give them that. Petits Phoques are a lot nicer than the team name would indicate. I know most of them had a tournament to play in right after and wanted to get it going, but they waited. Opening drive RedZone had an easy drop or two and Mike let them know he didn’t want it to be one of those days. Normally in a Phoques game you have at least one or two big plays, but not this week. Dom took what the defense gave him and drove the field and scored on most drives. For RedZone I wasn’t too surprised to see Tristan and Dom as the top targets what was surprising was Fred not get many looks. If Mike uses all his guys this RedZone team could be a real threat. They are solid up and down the roster. but they need to find a third guy to help mike and the rest of the offense. With just over three minutes left, Petits Phoques have the ball and the lead if RedZone could stop them, they would have a chance to win it and look like a top dog. Their biggest play of the game came from the least likely source, Laurianne. She was snapping and all day was short and pretty much left alone, but this time she went up on a deeper hook caught it and ran down the field getting the first down and ending the game.

 

Division 3

 

Big Boys vs Deep Threats (0-45)

They might be called Big Boys, but Deep Threats made them look like infants. I will just say two things about this game and leave it at that. Nothing Big Boys tried worked. Three different QBs, same results. When you play Deep Threats you need to pay very close attention to Svetna. With Svetna being such a freak on the field he takes so much focus from the other teams that the rest of the team can just do their thing with minimal resistance. Harry was the guy this week for Deep Threats that carried the load.

 

Les Tannantes vs Chiefs (28-7)

Does this win put Tannantes back as one of the best teams in the division? That answer is no, it does not. It might even lower them in my opinion. You beat a team that is filled with athletes, but don’t know the game very well. Your QB threw 4 picks and you only won by 21 points. Yes, Tannantes won the game but, it felt like more of a win for Chiefs. I just said it a bunch of athletes, not very much knowledge of the game and they don’t have a QB. OK I might have been a little hard on Tannantes earlier, they did jump out to a 28 point lead then it seems as if they were just coasting after that. I want to see Chiefs get a QB and really see what they can do. They aren’t a bad a team, but they need leadership.

 

Division 4

 

Cereal Killers vs RawSauce (0-31)

It looks like there was too much sauce and the cereal became all soggy. After balling out last week, Killers looked to be caught and locked up as they couldn’t do fudge this week. I’m sure it had to do with missing players, but sometimes you have to deal with that. RawSauce is on a roll beating good team after good team. Everyone on RawSauce got balls this week and there was nothing that Cereal Killers could do to stop them. I don’t know how Antoine rushes like he does, every game he plays he makes such a huge impact. This week it was only 5 sacks, he has to be the best rusher in the division and it might not even be close.

 

Les Beautes vs Flamboyant Flamingos (7-19)

This was the first time in a long time that Beautes didn’t complain after the game about how they were under matched or that the team they played should be in a different division or how next season they are going in division 5. I was flabbergasted by how close this game was and how it turned out. Les Beautes are a solid team and having an injury sucks, but you should have been able to play this way all season. Flamingos have been blowing teams out left right and center and with Beautes missing their best defender to only lose like this is a win in my books. Yes, Flamingos are undefeated, but they have had an easy schedule so far, so this might be what we see from Flamingos when they play a decent team in the next few weeks and playoffs.

 

Division 5

 

Phoenix vs Los Pollitos (32-26)

This was a really hard game for me to play. It was my third game of the day I was exhausted and made a few really dumb decisions. Los Pollitos had to grab a sub while they waited for the rest of their team to show up. This game was fun to play in. but Los Pollitos need to make some adjustment at least on defense (ed’s note: please stop playing man defense, especially against a running machine of a QB like Kevin!). You can’t play man all the time, mix in some zone. Marie-Phillipe Cardinal played really well this week. She had 2 picks and ran 1 back for 6 and she also made a few plays on offense finding the end zone there as well. I hope that Los Pollitos win a game this season. They should but it will be tough.

 

Les Last Calls vs Mimosa Crew (26-25)

The first half of the game was all offense and the second half was all defense with no teams scoring in the second half except the game winner being a pick 6. I really wonder if Mimosa Crew would have won if Curren had been there throwing. Some of the players were around after their game and said it was a really tough game, but they pulled it off and got the win. I like the team Les Last Calls, but they have to find a way to get more than just Seb the ball if they want to win more games and have a chance to beat some of the better teams.

 

Top Performance of the Week

 

Normally making these picks is hard for me, but this week it wasn’t. I’d like to welcome the following players into the NO MARVIN CLUB. In case you aren’t sure what that means, it means you did something Marvin can’t and that is win player of the week in my books.

 

Division 1

 

Offense

I’m taking a page from the book of Jon and giving the award to a player that did everything he could to secure his team’s first win of the season this week. Max Sadori plays center for the Trollers and this week had 10 catches for 76 yards and 3 TDs.

Defense

I had to pick between two different rushers this week and since I gave the offensive player to a Troller. I went and gave the defensive player to an Outlaws player. Terry Babalis played two games and ended up with 5 sacks for the day.

 

Division 2

Offense

I looked long and hard over all the stats and I don’t know why I wasted so much time and didn’t just give it to Louis-Mathieu Dufour right away. I think this is the most yards in one game this season so far. Louis had 11 catches for 189 yards and 3 TDs. I can’t see anyone get close to that again this season.

Defense

When going over the stats I wasn’t sure I was going to find anyone worthy this week, but then I looked at the KOLB game and poof there you have it. This week Jeremi Riendeau-Demers busted his ass and that’s why I picked him. Jeremi had 2 tackles, 2 picks, 1 pick 6 and a pick 2 as well. He almost single handedly ruined Honor Games shot at a perfect season.

 

Division 3

Offense

I hate pick players from blow outs at least on the defensive side of the ball, but on offense I don’t mind especially if it’s a player who doesn’t get talked about much. This week I went ahead and gave the Harry Moroz. Harry had 5 catches for 56 yard 3 TDs and 2 1point converts.

Defense

I almost didn’t give the award this week to this player for getting caught inside the red zone on an intercepted convert. Jason Edwards should be lucky he didn’t make me run all that way for nothing. No really, Jason is a solid player and more than made up for it with the rest of his stats. Jason made 4 tackles, had 2 picks and took 1 back for 6 points.

 

Division 4

Offense

Everyone that plays Titans say that Benjamin McMahon is too good to be playing QB in this division. It might be true, but this is the division he is in and he is tearing it up. Ben went 14 of 24 for 106 yards, 4 TDs 3 1point converts and ran 8 times for 61 yards and 1 TD. Those are some pretty good numbers.

 

Defense

I think I may have given this player the award last week, but who is there to stop from giving it to him again this week. Antoine Theroux is ridiculous. Last week he had 3 sacks and this week he was like I can do better than 3 and managed to get 5 sacks this week. I can’t see how Antoine doesn’t win rusher of the year I know he has my vote.

 

Division 5

Offense

I had two players to pick from here and it was hard. Do I go with the RB playing QB or the WR that gets most of his team’s passes? It was hard, but I end up going with the WR from Les Last Calls Sebastien Lucas Alzate. This isn’t the first time I’ve had him up here and if he keeps playing like this it won’t be the last time either. Sebastien brought in 7 passes for 97 yards, 3 TDs and 1 1point convert.

Defense

I think this will be the first time I give my weekly award for player of the week to a player on a team that lost. This week Marie-Phillipe Cardinal is that player. She kept her team in the game. Marie had 3 tackles, 1 sack, 2 picks and took 1 back for 6 points. If it wasn’t for Marie the game might not have been so close. She keeps playing like this and a win won’t be far away.

 

That is it for my top performances this week. With only 4 weeks left in the season for most time is running out if you want to see you name up here. Go out, bust your ass, and show me and everyone in the league that you are the top dog and won’t be held back.

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