Word from the Mouth: 1.7 Miles Per Hour! edition
We have made it to the end of the season and we had a few firsts this spring. The league has introduced a CAP per division, which means we now have player ratings, and for the first time we have 2 locations to play at which means the field conditions should be better than they have been in the past.
This week all the games are going to be played at Arthur Therrien and I know some people prefer that. I know as a ref and a scorekeeper it makes it easier at Le Ber since you have the field lines. At some point this week I plan on heading over to Le Ber and do some field repairs and plant a bunch of seed. It should take a few weeks for the grass to start growing in, but it will have at least 3 weeks without us using it, by then the grass will be in.
On Saturday it took a few bright minds to figure out who was in and who was out of the playoffs, and I will tell you all so you’re not worried you got screwed that Willie did none of the calculations.
The hardest division to figure out was D4 where 6 teams were tied at 6-4 and they were ranked from 4-9 which meant a team at 6-4 wasn’t getting in.
Now with that all out let’s get to this week’s recaps.
Week 12 Recap
Division 1
Bitter Boys vs Outlaws (25-36)
With nothing on the line in this game it was just a matter of both teams playing out their last game of the season. Outlaws were already locked in at 1 and Bitter Boys were just looking to get their first win of the season. I can tell you from watching this game that Steve did not play his best game. Steve threw 3 picks and the one Lambert got was taken back for a TD. There was a play where JS threw the ball down field and it went off one of his guys or a defender and fell right into the hands of Francis who took it the last little way into the endzone. Smuda and Svetna both had monster games with Smuda getting over 100 yards and Svetna with 2 TDs and two 2-point converts. If both Svetna and Smuda are there for the playoffs, don’t be surprised if Outlaws win it all again this season.
Division 2
Marvels vs Nice TDs (36-14)
Marvels needed this game to lock up the final playoff spot and they had a very good matchup this week. Max had the offense rolling in this game, leading 6 TD drives and making sure that everyone got to touch the ball. Kris was in at QB for his old team trying to play spoiler and ruin Marvels season, but that didn’t happen. Kris stunk up the place throwing 6 picks and I’m not 100% sure they were all on him or if they went off his receivers’ hands, but I’m sure I’ll hear about it at some point. Nice TDs had a new QB every few weeks where if they had been a little smarter when putting their roster together, they might have been able to bring back Batman & The Flash. In case you don’t know that is Kris and Andrew. Every time I worked a Marvels game, I always get to get a few words in with whoever is the corner on my sideline and with Marvels that player was Tameem who gets at least a hand or two on a ball every game and this week all he did was get 3 picks. This guy has been a stud all season for Marvels and it shouldn’t be long before a team in D1 swoops in and brings him up.
Division 3
Old School vs Panaches (28-31)
Both teams were missing their QBs, so Old School had JS fill in where Panaches brought Ryan who a few of the guys have played with in other leagues. I’m a little lost as to what happened in this game, I do remember that it was going back and forth all game long, it always felt like whoever had ball last was going to win the game, and that’s what happened. Old School took the lead with just under 10 minutes left and you had to figure that you would at least get another possession with a few minutes left if your defense couldn’t hold Panaches. Ryan was having none of that as he used up 8 minutes while he drove Panaches down the field and did a good job of spreading the ball around. With Panaches up by 3 points JS had a minute and a half to go down and win the game. JS was moving down the field and getting the ball out before Thomas could get to him. With very little time left JS needed to get his receivers deeper so he needed to hold the ball an extra second and that turned out to be bad for him and Old School as it gave Thomas that chance to get to JS where he was able to sack him on the last two plays of the game and sealed the win for Panaches.
Division 4
Black Diamonds vs Mustard Tigers (26-21)
Black Diamonds were missing Lesniak at QB, so Rob stepped in and filled the spot. I can tell you from seeing both Lesniak and Rob play QB that Rob is a big upgrade. I know this isn’t fair for the other team and we use to have a rule in place for something like this, but now that we are using a CAP that rule no longer is in play. Rob was able to pick apart the Mustard Tigers defense all game long exploiting the mismatches. The matchup Rob kept going back to was Gabriel vs Owie. I personally wouldn’t be attacking Owie as he has years and years of experience, but when the player you are throwing to is at least 6 to 8 inches taller than him, then you throw it up high and let your player attack the high point. With under a minute left in the game Brian stepped out at QB and Owie went in and on his first throw Massil was called for PI and that took the ball all the way to Black Diamonds 14-yard line with plenty of time to get a few plays and a chance to win. Owie was sacked and then threw a pass, and it was picked off by Michael and the game ended just like that.
GOATS vs Phoenix (25-26)
Let me start by saying that GOATS were missing all but 4 of their players and ended up getting Max and David to sub and both made big impacts in the game. With 4 minutes left in first half Phoenix was down by 7 after giving up a score. They slowly marched down the field to score on the last play of the half. They went for 2 and Manuel came up with a big catch at the back of the endzone. Phoenix started the second half with the ball and it took no time for Manuel to score running down the sideline. At this point it almost seemed like the game was going to be over very soon. GOATs ended up punting and on the second play of the drive David made a great break on the ball and picked it off and ran it in for a score, one way or another it was going to be a score if not by David then by Julian who would have had a straight line to the endzone. Once Phoenix got the ball back, I knew we needed to score and I decided it was time for me to make something happen, so I took off running made a player miss, turned on the jets and 38 yards (ed’s note: and 45 seconds) later I was celebrating a TD. Goats gained a first down on their next possession before turning it over on downs. I hit Julian on a play and he took it into the redzone. This is where the game should have been over, except GOATs defense stepped up and made huge plays, 2 sacks and a PD. Goats had the ball with 2 minutes and needing a score and convert to tie it up. They marched down and got in on the last play of the game. GOATs went for 2 and the pass was completed short of the endzone and was forced out at the 2-yard line making the convert no good and keeping Phoenix’s playoff hopes alive.
Division 5
Drama Club vs Improbables (19-6)
I didn’t see this game but this is what was told to me.
On the first drive, Simon went for 2 deep balls and got the TD. Improbables defense adjusted themselves and it was way harder for Simon to get those deep balls, but he kept trying and got picked 4 times before he got injured. On the other hand, Improbables were playing well on offense but only score 6 points despite being in the red zone 4 times. They just couldn’t finish. With 8 minutes left, they decided to punt because they believed in their defense. They eventually got a pick, but once again they couldn’t finish despite making it to the red zone. The inexperience of Improbables hit hard when Simon injured his shoulder, because Drama Club sent 3 players deep 2 times on the last drive. Improbables underestimated the new QB and he took advantage of that by scoring a big TD with 11 seconds left.
Titans vs Improbables (25-20)
With this being Improbables second game of the day they were exhausted even before the game began as it was some of their player’s third game in a row. Mathieu did everything in his power to try and get the win by driving the ball down the field on long drives with lots of plays and chewing up as much clock as possible. Titans on the other hand took advantage of it being Improbables second game and used the deep ball to Austin to their advantage as he scored 3 TDs with 2 of them being for over 30 yards each. By the time the second half rolled around it was still a close game, but you could just tell by the way Improbables looked that they were physically exhausted and couldn’t wait for the game to end.
Titans vs Los Pollitos (6-24)
Even before this game started Titans knew they were in the playoffs and that they were going to be the six seed. This was also Titans second game back-to-back and, just like Improbables in their previous game, they weren’t in the best shape, being worn out from the heat. I can tell you from seeing Los Pollitos play a few times this season that they saved the best for last. Samuel played his best game of the year, at least in my opinion. Samuel was able to make good reads and threw the ball on time and in the right spots, they might not have all been caught, but the ball was there. Los Pollitos got up early and never looked back. The play that I remember was the pick 6 by Marie-Phillipe. Robert looked left turns and throws it right and out of nowhere Marie-Phillipe just happened to get in front of the pass and strolled in from 10 yards away making Robert miss on her way in.
There you have this week’s recap or at least what I saw and heard, if you want more then tune in tomorrow night for MFL Total Access with Terry and Willie.
Player of the Week
This was you last chance to make my list and have your name entered in the drawing for a prize. Without any more talking, let’s see who made my list for the last week of the season.
Division 1
Offense
- Dom Lefort was 28 of 40 for 235 yards, 6 TDs, 2 1point converts and ran 2 times for 10 yards.
Defense
- Yvan Desjardins made 4 tackles and 1 pick that he took back for 6.
Division 2
Offense
- Vincent Dion was 16 of 33 for 156 yards, 4 TDs, 2 1point convert and he also ran 3 times for 22 yards.
Defense
- Tameem Riman made 2 tackles and had 3 picks.
Division 3
Offense
- Nicolas Blais was 26 of 34 for 278 yards, 7 TDs, 4 1point converts, ran 5 times for 26 yards and 2 TDs.
Defense
- Jean-Felix Daloze made 4 tackles, had 3 picks and ran 1 of them back for 6 points.
Division 4
Offense
- Gavin Drohan caught 7 balls for 66 yards and 1 TD.
Defense
- Alex Mansour made 1 tackle, had 2 picks and returned 1 for a TD.
Division 5
Offense
- Austin McManon grabbed 6 balls for 127 yards and 3 TDs.
Defense
- Joey Czikk made 1 tackle and had 2 picks.
There you have it, the final list of players to make my list. Stay tuned to next week’s article where I will post the full list of players who won and where I tell you who the winner is.



