
Word from the Mouth: Corrupt Scorekeepers! edition
This past weekend was a great one for football, unless you played the early game at 9:30 when it was raining. It wasn’t hard, but it was enough to make the ball a little slick.
With the new caps in place, it seems to have made most of the games closer and that means better games across the board. I was talking with a few players who play in D1 and D2 and they feel that the top divisions have gotten so much better and that is good for the league. To me there still is a big gap of talent in D2 from the top players to the next level of players. Right now, most if not all the top players in D2 are from D1 teams and unless players and teams get dramatically better, I can’t see either of those divisions get much larger than they already are. I would love to see a 10-12 division 1 it would make it way more interesting for everyone.
For years now we keep seeing Outlaws, Trollers and Gros Coqs with a few teams coming and going. It looks like A-Team will be here for a while and you never know about Jon and Iron Wolves what will happen, oh and how could I forget about Centurions who made the jump up and struggled their first season, but have been to two finals since.
One thing I really do wonder about is if the league will start to cap the number of teams players are able to play on. Right now we don’t have anything like this in place, but as we continue to grow it makes it harder and harder to make a schedule that makes everyone happy. I know this week we had 1 player how plays on 4 teams have 3 games at the same time, we also had another player miss one of his games because he was added to the roster after the schedule was made or his conflicts weren’t sent in by the captain. With the above situation I wonder if Jon will give the credit for those games played (ed’s note: he will not). I can tell you that if the player was added late then its too bad for the player, he needed to choose which team to play for that week. If it was on the league for the way the schedule was made then they should be given an exemption.
(ed’s note: The schedule is made on a priority basis with teams that are more flexible having higher priority. So, if a team has a time request to not play any games after 12 pm and they have no team conflicts then they would have priority over a team with 3 team conflicts, for example. So, that team may very well get their 11 am time slot even if it means that a player may have to miss a game. I strongly suggest that if your team has time requests that you minimize the conflicts between teams as you likely will not get both!)
Week 2 Recap
Division 1
Trollers vs A-Team (43-20)
I can only tell you what I heard from this game and the little bit that I caught a glimpse of. Max came out and was on fire this week showing why he is one of the top QBs in the league. Jeremy had a field day torching his old team for 3 TDs. I didn’t ask, but really want to know if they were against his brother Ashton or not. And who can forget about Andrew not shutting up all game long trying to provoke the guys he just won a championship with a few weeks ago. Then you have the one thing that everyone always complains about and that is the way Dilan makes tackles and how he dives and rips at the players. I have seen Dilan play enough times to know what they are talking about, but the guy dives with his hands open and swats at the flags and to me as long as he isn’t pulling the player down then it should be fine. There were players on the Trollers complaining about this, until they did it themselves in another game and said that it was fine what they were doing.
Iron Wolves vs Gros Coqs (31-21)
I was there for this game after driving over from the other field. I wont talk much about this game since Willie will be covering it in this weeks Podcast with Jafar and might want to go into more details about how Dom took the ball away from him for an interception and all Willie could do is stand there with this look like how did that happen. Will almost looked like sad puppy dog when he doesn’t get his way. (ed’s note: it was 100% a catch for Will (in my biased mind, of course), but I prefer it as a pick as we can allows hold that over his head, just like Dom did with the ball).
Division 2
Marvels vs Red Raiders (46-36)
Both QBs played extremely well with Max throwing 7 TDs and Mike getting 5 of his own. The difference in this game were the 2 picks Mike threw and how quickly Marvels capitalized on them. The first half was all offense with points being scored at will. What had to be the most disrespectful play in MFL history was when Andrew picked off the convert and was running it back, de-flagged himself, ran a little bit more, decided to turn around and go back to pick his flag up, put the flag back on the belt, and continued to run it back and he did all this while laughing about it. Second half of the game both teams defense stepped up and made the other team put drives together for points. Tyler was quiet for the Trollers as he only managed to get 1 sack on Mike. What would have helped Red Raiders was Carlos their rusher being there as Max had all day in the pocket to distribute the ball to all of his receivers. When Francis get 6 balls and over 40 yards (ed’s note: unacceptable), you know Max had time to go through his progressions before settling. Tameem had a monster day which isn’t surprising, but you would have thought that Red Raiders would have been able to figure a way to slow him down instead of giving up 4 TDs to him.
Nice TDs vs Tannantes (42-36)
Nice TDs has improved dramatically this off season and it showed. They now have a stable QB and added 2 tall giants, plus they brought Kris back to the team. In this game Dave spread the ball all over and on defense they got a few stops and picked a ball off as well. The big thing this week was Tannantes were missing players and ended up being only 3 roster players and got subs from the same division, it could become a forfeit for 2 reasons, but Nice TDs still won the game so I think it will be left how it is. With 2 minutes left Nice TDs went up by 12 points and the game was over.
Division 3
Double Dippers vs RawSauce (32-20)
Boy were the receivers ever happy to have Leon back this week. They knew the ball was going to be on time and in the right spot, all they had to do was catch it and some had a hard time of that at first. I think that Sean had 2 or 3 drops which all might have gone for TDs if not at least a first down. After Double Dippers scored their first TD, Marc-Antoine picked off the convert and ran it back for 1 and it looked like Leon might have had the angle on him until he turned on the jets and Leon just stopped. With under ten minutes left RawSauce was up 20-13 and looked to be in control of the game, or at least until Double Dippers woke up. Leon drove them down to score on a 13 yard TD pass to Manuel followed by a 1point convert to Sean to tie it at 20. RawSauce has the ball and just over 4 minutes looking to go down and win the game, except Ludovic threw a pick on his first pass. Double Dippers scored with ease to take the lead. Still RawSauce had plenty of time to go down and tie it up to force OT. They turned the ball over again, but this time on downs. I know the score looks like it wasn’t close but if it wasn’t for the last 5 minutes of the game it was back and forth all game.
Division 4
Bines Low Fat vs Phoenix (26-24)
This game could have gone either way and with a few extra catches from Phoenix might have turned out the other way. The first half was plagued by big drops from Phoenix in key situations and me throwing 5 picks by hanging the ball up and allowing Simon and Dave to get over and make plays on the balls. It was the first game that Mathieu was playing QB and he did an OK job of it and should get better with more practice. What really helped out Bines was the big plays that they were able to get. They scored on 30, 35, 45, and 26 yard TDs. The big thing about Bines is their defense is top notch and will give any QB fits. In the second half of this game Phoenix switched up the offense and things started to roll as we were able to put up 24 point, had the lead for all of 1 play and had a chance to tie it on the last play of the game, but the convert was no good as the pass was dropped and the receiver was out of bounds. (ed’s note: double no good!)
Randoms vs Mustard Tigers (15-37)
This game was never close and was never going to be close, at least not with Randoms missing their QB. Old man John Morris was a stud in this game and Randoms weren’t able to slow him down any slower than he already goes as he scored 4 TDs. I would love to see this rematch with both teams having their rosters, that would mean Mustard Tigers would have Tyler rushing and Randoms would have Rob at QB. On paper you think it would be a fair trade off, but I would think that Randoms would have the advantage there. Rob gets rid of the ball fast so Tyler wouldn’t make a huge impact and Randoms would also get one of their top targets back in Mr. Gratton.
Udaho Idapipms vs Revenants (18-19)
This was a game between 2 QBs who are learning the game and will take time to do that and make the proper reads. To me Justin outperformed Marvin as a passer, but Marvin dominated as a runner. Marvin did win the game, but needs to become more of a passer and less of a runner. You can’t have more rushing attempts than completions if you expect to improve. It was a huge win for Revenants and great way to start the season. For Udaho it was also a good starting block for a new QB.
Airborne vs Cyclones (25-45)
Yann started the season off on fire like the way he finished last season. Airborne on the other hand, I’m not sure what they are doing. A two QB system isn’t going to work. Ryan might turn out to be the better QB, but then you lose a very good target. Guillaume should stay at QB since that’s what the team is used to, but I do know that last season he was dealing with injuries and that might be the reason why he pulled himself from the game. When the switch was made the game was already over with the score being 32-13.
Drama Club vs Revenants (31-25)
I’m not sure how Revenants could allow this to happen but they got beat by 2 players as Nico and Ben both had over 85 yards and scored all 5 of Drama Clubs TDs with Nico getting 4 of them. Marvin did a much better job as a passer in this game, but couldn’t run as Roxanne was all over him from the very first whistle. Before the game Simon had mentioned that Drama Club was going to use Nico as a rusher on Marvin and I was like why would you do that when you have Roxanne who is a better rusher and look what happened, she owned him.
Bines Low Fat vs Pocket Rockets (36-45)
Pocket Rockets pulled off a huge upset, or was it? Bines tried a different QB this game with Albert taking snaps and it was his first time. At half time Bines were up 36-27 and just wanted the game to be over as they were all dead from playing 3 games in a row. When I spoke to them afterwards, they said they no longer were able to run and make cuts as all their legs were jello. PO was able to take advantage of this and used lots of crosses and hard cuts. On defense Pocket Rockets were just a step a head of the receivers and were able to make plays on the ball.
Division 5
TD Hunters vs Phoenix (12-6)
This game wasn’t pretty at all. I wont complain to much about us losing as it wasn’t my best game and TD hunters earned the win. It did seem as if the refs and scorekeepers were against us (ed’s note: the scorekeeper was against you?), giving them great spots, getting them a different ball to use (ed’s note: giving them a non-synthetic ball to throw in wet conditions was favouring them?), allowing the rusher to run into my leg and not allow me to follow through on the last play of the game, which was still hurting and sore on Monday. I blame Willie for turning his head to see if it was a catch right as the ball was leaving my hands. TD Hunters played good defense and Goldrick was able to find the open player all game. It would have been different if the full Phoenix team was there as we were without our rusher and a solid receiver in Brandon. Congratulations on the win TD Hunters, but next time will be a different story.
Sour Peeps vs Fighting Armadillos (13-32)
These two rosters aren’t even close to being on the same level. PO has a bunch of good receivers to throw to while Jocelyn does not and his team is still learning the game. For as good a QB as PO is, he needs to complete more of his passes if he wants to go to the next level. Yes, he threw 5 TDs to 0 picks, but only had a 50% completion percent. Jocelyn completed more passes, but didn’t get the same production out of his team. It was the second half when Armadillos pulled away because at half it was only a 14-7 game for them.
Misfits vs Les Last Calls (12-7)
This game had all the scoring done in the first minute of the game and the last two minutes of the game. Lesniak started the game with a pick to Sebastien, which only took Last Calls 1 play to score on them. Then Lesniak hit a 45 TD to Zack. Then a whole bunch of back and forth, but nothing exciting happening. Then on their last possession Misfits were able to go down the field and score to take the lead, but failed on the convert. Guillaume had time to try for the win, but without Sebastien playing was able to get it close, but wasn’t able to punch it is. In this game Sebastien got hurt on the second play of the game and would have made this a different game, since on his first play he picked off the ball and his second play was a TD, two plays played and both huge plays.
Misfits vs Cobra Kai (39-12)
This was not a pretty game, at least not for Cobra Kai. They threw 7 picks, 2 of which were returned for scores and 5 were to one player. Lesniak had 8 completions and 4 were for TDs. I tried to help Cobra Kai last week by sending them a defensive playbook so they wont have to play man the whole time and I’m not sure it they even looked at it.
Mimosa Crew vs Vultures (6-12)
Curren didn’t have a good day this past weekend as he was only able to complete 5 passes and only ran twice for 5 yards. Even with numbers like that he still had a chance at the end of the game to win it. Vultures have a good roster, but have not been performing the way you would think they would and, yes, they won, but not as you would have expected them to. When vultures scored with 2:38 left in the game you figure that Mimosa Crew only has one possession left with the ball, that wasn’t the case. Curren threw a pick on the second play, but then his defense bailed him out by getting a stop and giving them 40 seconds to try and win the game. Curren threw 3 incomplete passes before finding Vinojan for a 25-yard play. On the last play of the game Curren throws it to the endzone hoping for his team to come down with it, but instead Anthony picked it off to seal the game for Vultures.
Heisenberg vs Les Last Calls (40-6)
This was a big game for Heisenberg to start the season, but I wouldn’t look to deep into this game. It was Les Last Calls second game of the day, and they were without their best player who was hurt in the previous game. I did like the fact that Ian did a nice job of spreading the ball and finding the open receiver, huge difference from last season. I think if and when these two teams meet again it might not end the same way.
There you have it this weeks recaps and as some of you might have noticed I did cover every game in D4 and D5 because Terry isn’t here to ref and we all know Willie gets confused and doesn’t know anyone in those division and the one teams he does he thinks they still wear dolphins jerseys. Hope you enjoyed and stay tune for more next week.
Players of the Week
Now that we have moved in to week 2 I expect big things from players. I want to see multiple TDs from players, people breaking at least 100 yards, maybe Steve or Jon running for 50 yards on less than 20 attempts. As for defense, tackles are good, but no one really cares about them. I need to see picks, sacks, and a pick 6 or safety would be nice. Now keep it up and balling and you can make my list which is the only one that really matters since Jon just picks out of a hat who gets to go up on the website. (ed’s note: I use an internet randomizer!)
Division 1
Offense- Jeremy Rooney made 7 catches for 92 yards and 3 TDs.
Defense- Stanley Louis made 3 tackles and had 1 sack. I know it doesn’t seem like great numbers, but it was the amount of pressure he put on Dom all game that won it for him this week.
Division 2
Offense- Tameem Riman grabbed 8 balls for 93 yards, 4 TDs and 2 1point converts.
Defense- Vincent Dion made 5 tackles and had 2 picks.
Division 3
Offense- Sean Kennedy snagged 4 balls for 77 yards 1 TD and 2 1point converts.
Defense- Simon Beaudoin made 6 tackles and had 1 pick.
Division 4
Offense- John Morris grabbed 8 passes for 72 yards and 4 TDs.
Defense- Clement Chaussee made 8 tackles and 2 picks with both being brought back for 6 points in 2 games.
Division 5
Offense- Ian Carlo Herrera was 23 of 3